State of the Game

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YOU HEARD THE MAN
 
Initialising booting sequence.
Coffee Tea supply steady.
Brain at minimum capacity.
Aux power on for main engine start
pre-engine start checklist
tea temperature .... acceptable
milk injection ... pending
sugar injection .. pending
tea spoon ... missing
pre--engine start checklist ... incomplete
communication system ... online
swearing module ... active
calling sweetheart
requesting milk ... confirmed
requesting sugar ... confirmed
requesting tea spoon ... pending
swearing module ... active
tea temperature ... falling
aux power off
return to bed sequence start
 
injects both of you with the excitement and fun of pure unpatched elite dangerous

at least, that's what these kids are calling it. they like to be ironic.
 
Aux power on for main engine start
pre-engine start checklist
tea temperature .... acceptable
milk injection ... pending
sugar injection .. pending
tea spoon ... missing
pre--engine start checklist ... incomplete
communication system ... online
swearing module ... active
calling sweetheart
requesting milk ... confirmed
requesting sugar ... confirmed
requesting tea spoon ... pending
swearing module ... active
tea temperature ... falling
aux power off
return to bed sequence start
That's pretty close to my wife's morning routine. I'm "sweetheart" in that case though, supplying tea/coffee and breakfast.
Return to bed sequence though is aborted due to work. :(
 
I just want to see them in some Gnosis Cone level spankery to teach them a lesson. Because by jingo they need one.
To be fair I'm not a fan of earning notoriety doing PvE missions. Yes, it's illegal. But in game it's not like they bothered much with immersion. The guy is yelling about searching someone to murder a settlement right next to a mission giver for the faction that own said settlement, in the middle of a crowded concourse.
 
On a serious note: How could Fdev not have any creative assets showing jaques? Not even a lame portrait like they gave this Kumo creep (who's not even close to 300 years old and didn't serve in the military)
From "Stories of life on the frontier", the short stories book that came with Frontier Elite 2:
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There's also an operating table shot:
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On a serious note: How could Fdev not have any creative assets showing jaques? Not even a lame portrait like they gave this Kumo creep (who's not even close to 300 years old and didn't serve in the military)
Don't worry, The Kings been updated for Odyssey:

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Its the KUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOO

🎶 🎶 🎶

So here it is

Merry Kumo

Everybodys having fun

Eating the useless

Its only just begun

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
 
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