State of the Game

[Darth Ender]

i'm assuming rubbernuke is somewhere having to bite down on a piece of leather to avoid grinding his teeth. Such quick response and significantly visible concern over a thing that hardly anyone in terms of playerbase percentage even has.

if only engineers had existed back when powerplay was created, the modules used as bait for it could have been implemented via engineering effects and expanded upon and create a perpetual drive by players to participate in it and garner value instead of the dead end situation it found itself in.

 

[Sysmon]

I can only imagine what it's like to be in some of their houses...

What's the matter love, you've barely touched your tea?
nuthin...
Is it something going on at work? Oh no, you got passed over for that promotion?
no...
Is it your dad? Look, I know you haven't spoken in years, but am sure you can mend things with him, especially with your mum dying last week.
no...
Is it the fact that our son ran away and is living on the streets, addicted to drugs and selling himself to the highest bidder?
no...
Then tell me! I love you more than anything, and I want to help!
Well, its my pretend spaceship you see, I got a new engine for it and I hoped it could jump 80ly with it but it can only jump 78.8ly instead
Oh, well that seems a bit...
AND IT'S THOSE DEVS. I KNOW IT. THEY'RE SPYING ON ME, RITA. THEY WANT ME TO SUFFER. ME, SPECIFICALLY.
Er...
And I've messaged Sally 43 times about it and she hasn't responded once! WHAT DOES SHE DO ALL DAY?!?!
Um...
I'VE POINTED OUT THE STEAM CHARTS, RITA. THE STEAM CHARTS. THEY DON'T CARE.
Why don't you have...
AND THE CONTENT CREATORS!! OBSIDIAN ANT BARELY COVERS IT ANY MORE!
Wait, who the fu...
WE'RE FKING DOOMED, RITA. DOOMED. ITS ALL GONE TO @#$# AND FDEV DOESN'T CARE!!!
Because of a computer game?
I EVEN WROTE AN OPEN LETTER. THREATENING TO QUIT! YOU KNOW WHO CARED? NOBODY!!!!
Open letter to who, love? I have absolutely no ide...
You know what the worst thing is?
Apart from your mum dying you mean?
The GRIND. They MAKE us do it.
They who make you grind what now?
THE GRIND. RELOGGING. IT'S PART OF THEIR PLAN, BECAUSE OF SHARE PRICES AND BREBUS.
Brebus? Is he part of that game?
HE HATES US ALL.
Who does? And who's this Sally person you've been messaging?
Doesn't matter. None of them play it anyways. Nobody does. Steam charts. Content creat... why is everything going dark?
Because I just stabbed you in the eye. I'm sick of this, Barry.

Bit of the old eye stabbing. Great for pressure release.

Meanwhile, in other news: My wife always thought it funny that I set myself on fire in Minecraft. Twice. She managed to be overseeing a photo op I did in ED where I was trying to get a good shot of a slightly floaty volcanic vent on-foot, so I could lodge yet another slightly pointless ticket about minor issues with graphics.

The vent flared up, killing my CMDR. She laughed so hard she cried. I looked at the 16 million Cr worth of exobiology scans I lost, shrugged, and moved on.

S

 

[LeoBartlet]

i'm assuming rubbernuke is somewhere having to bite down on a piece of leather to avoid grinding his teeth. Such quick response and significantly visible concern over a thing that hardly anyone in terms of playerbase percentage even has.

He is with family in the South of France.

 

[Bottom Hat]

Yeah, I've noticed that BH has a penchant for using obscure words in places where expletives would normally exist.

And I, now as of a few pages back give or take, know better than to look up antyhing in this thread, with which I'm not already familiar.

I'm like the walking version of the Viz Dictionary of Profanities.

We don't call them potholes in the UK these are more "steering aids" to help when ya tired at the wheel

Lol.

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"Yup, this thumb pleases the horse too"

abuse implies unwarranted or excessive. Which is a judgement call.

On one hand, words can hurt sometimes. on the other, they're getting paid real money (usually) and maybe lied, undelivered, altered the product in unwanted ways etc.

Who's to say not being worth a pube isn't justified feedback? only history.

Job knockey.

 

[Factabulous]

You've not asked for an invite but should you ask you will be sitting next to Ender at our dinner.

 

[LeoBartlet]

I'm like the walking version of the Viz Dictionary of Profanities.

A man of culture I see.

So what do you think about my theory that Ender is Mr Logic?

 

[Darth Ender]

He is with family in the South of France.

so are you saying that he was already biting on leather to keep from grinding his teeth?

 

[LeoBartlet]

so are you saying that he was already biting on leather to keep from grinding his teeth?

I have no idea what passes for cuisine in the south of France but I'll leave a note to ask him on his return.

 

[Rat Catcher]

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Welcome!

 

[xzanfr]

Middle bloke looks like Prince Edward.

That's Arthur Mathews, the other bloke who wrote the show - (not the one that's been 'cancelled' from the internet).

 

[Darth Ender]

A man of culture I see.

So what do you think about my theory that Ender is Mr Logic?

Seems unlikely. That dude is obviously autistic and the comic is like a dark diary of the world being both incapable and not wanting to deal with his disability.

Plus he has a stupid bowl cut kind of haircut. Which is not awesome.

And as we have established in the past. I'm awesome. And not autistic.

 

[Sysmon]

I have no idea what passes for cuisine in the south of France but I'll leave a note to ask him on his return.

My family near Hautacam dry meat and make salami. Sometimes, if the humidity is not quite right, old leather comes to mind when tasting the "fruits" of their efforts.

S

 

[LeoBartlet]

I'm awesome.

Ok Sheldon.

 

[Darth Ender]

I'm like the walking version of the Viz Dictionary of Profanities.
Job knockey.

Is it profane if it sounds like baby speak jibber jabber?

 

[ubermick]

That's Arthur Mathews, the other bloke who wrote the show - (not the one that's been 'cancelled' from the internet).

To be fair, he's gone a bit off the sensible pier and is now floundering in "absolute meatflap" waters.

 

[LeoBartlet]

That's Arthur Mathews, the other bloke who wrote the show - (not the one that's been 'cancelled' from the internet).

Oh god yea I forgot about that berk.

 

[Bottom Hat]

A man of culture I see.

So what do you think about my theory that Ender is Mr Logic?

I'm not so sure. He certainly deserves a twatting for being a .

 

[ubermick]

So what do you think about my theory that Ender is Mr Logic?

More of a Meddlesome Ratbag in drag, no?

 

[Darth Ender]

I'm not so sure. He certainly deserves a twatting for being a .

sounds kinky. but you're definitely not my type. Plus I'm pretty sure neither of us are equipped to provide or receive

 

[Sysmon]

sounds kinky. but you're definitely not my type. Plus I'm pretty sure neither of us are equipped to provide or receive

With the right equipment, I'm sure you both will succeed in this particular endeavour. Humans are known to be tool makers after all.

S