Game Discussions Star Citizen Discussion Thread v12

Keep the faith. One day all SC players will see the alpha for what it is and CIG will collapse... All this bug collections will not be in vain. 90 days top 😅

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...I've been banging on about getting official racetrack in Elite for many years now. Flying thru canyons in Elite is fun, but a real racetrack needs direction markers and a way of keeping time...
....I know this isn't the place, but.... not very long after ED was released a bunch of talented folks developed a fully functioning racetrack solution. Waypoints, HUD, timing gates and if memory serves even a leader board. They showed their work on YouTube and approached FDEV.... and were told to cease and desist. My opinion of FDev never recovered.
...Personally I'm more excited to stockpile toothpaste in my Banu's bathroom. Then identify the brand's mint supplier and pirate them mercilessly...

I shall watch the price rise from my porcelain throne. Possibly while hiding a wine glass...
Do you also own a white cat with a diamond collar and drive a vintage Rolls Royce?
 
Remember Theatres of War?

BoredGamer in 2021 was still talking about it.


"It means that ToW is going to get constant focused attention as a game mode..."

You see BoredGamer, this is what happens when you believe CIG's statements.

"Its possible CIG might want to buy FireSprite in the future, or invest in it"

Ooops, sorry CIG, Sony beat you to it.
 
I think it's pure envy and that Mole should share a snap or two and have us offer advice, and we promise* not to laugh.

* This promise my be as worthless as feared.
My missus has that special cutting wit that kills most of my aspirations of ever being a cool dude stone dead. One of her classic comments even managed to prevent me buying a fancy red Ducati...or any sports bike...like forever.

I booked a test ride on said fancy red Ducati some years ago, rode down to the bike emporium on the Harley with the missus and excitedly watched the sales dude wheeling it out. The second I swung my leg over it, she leaned in close and whispered in my ear something rude about a monkey and a rugby ball...

I just told the sales dude to wheel it right back into the shop without even starting it up. I mean...could you even think about riding around on a fancy red Ducati with that image planted in your head? :confused:
 
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My missus has that special cutting wit that kills most of my aspirations of ever being a cool dude stone dead. One of her classic comments even managed to prevent me buying a fancy red Ducati...or any sports bike...like forever.

I booked a test ride on said fancy red Ducati some years ago, rode down to the bike emporium on the Harley with the missus and excitedly watched the sales dude wheeling it out. The second I swung my leg over it, she leaned in close and whispered in my ear something rude about a monkey and a rugby ball...

I just told the sales dude to wheel it right back into the shop without even starting it up. I mean...could you even think about riding around on a fancy red Ducati with that image planted in your head? :confused:
I bet you could win her over with Moto Guzzi. They have red ones, too!
 
Melee seems particularly glitchy at the moment...



As demonstrated here by consummate professionals TAG & jackfrags ;)


(Not much to report from their latest adventure. 2hrs of getting to Jump Town thanks to vehicle loading, client crashes and gravlev crashes. One tank just stopped working for no apparent reason. The other refused to fire once they got there, possibly due to damage, possibly due to capriciousness. This all annoyed Jack somewhat.)
 
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(Not much to report from their latest adventure. 2hrs of getting to Jump Town thanks to vehicle loading, client crashes and gravlev crashes. One tank just stopped working for no apparent reason. The other refused to fire once they got there, possibly due to damage, possibly due to capriciousness. This all annoyed Jack somewhat.)

Skimmed through some more of it. Some bonus colour...

Jack's crash... (Tom had 2)

Jack would like to get to the actual content but is almost squished by a ramp. [40 mins or so after logging in]

The C2 occasionally turns off and plummets to the ground, but they eventually make it, mainly intact.

They have finally made it inside the Ninetails drugs facility, after a couple of engagements with ships along the way. Now tank-less. It's well over two hours after they started streaming. Some potential PvP players lurk outside...

Tom gets the box-stuck-to-hand bug. He is very not happy. The mobiglass fix just smooshes it into his face...


They try knocking him out...


Eventually shooting the destructible box out of his naked desperate hands works ;)

They have various ground scuffles with other players, including the daft melee incident. Their opponents die pretty easily. They get various drug boxes. (153k's worth in the end).
 
...One of her classic comments even managed to prevent me buying a fancy red Ducati...

...I swung my leg over it, she leaned in close and whispered in my ear something rude about a monkey and a rugby ball...

...I mean...could you even think about riding around on a fancy red Ducati with that image planted in your head?

It's a Ducati! A red Ducati.

^^ that there ^^ that's all the thinking required ^^ (imho)
 
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