Pre-emptive Canned Complaints Thread: the Sequel

My abacus runs Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020, Red Dead Redemption 2, along with all my other favorite games. It is a very nice abacus. 🥰
I hate you with your superior 9 rod abacus with coloured beads damn things cost a fortune

Bill

<<stuck with a 5 rod and b/w beads :(
 
I'm delirious with rage because Denton STILL only has two emotions:

Not enough Majestics scowl

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Helping Marlinists into the nearest star grin

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Patty needs new emutions in Update 13. FD, Patty needs you!
 
Ok, I got it first-hand from my internal contacts into FD, so this is what they didn't tell you, but the truth cannot be withheld any longer!

Salvation is in fact #bazmeson who ultimately found Raxxla and met Ant Might (from Fallout 3) there at the bar (life is full of surprises). Ant Might, after a few drinks and in danger of losing a strip poker round, ultimately initiated him into an ancient ritual about using the Ant Queen Pheromones on the Thargoid Queen, enabling our hero to control the latter. In effect, overcoming no longerplay even but that's not for the kids. The Friend, though, turned his frustrations about the abundance of bugs and #bazmeson getting all the credits, into healthier vibes, becoming The Mechanist who was Ant Might's antagonist and will be the antagonist of the upcoming chapter too. Man and Ant (in form of the Thargoids), after initially going against each other at HIP 22460, will suddenly and unexpectedly unite against their final enemy (under the influence of the Might pheromones) when Salvation pops them out at the story's climax. Galaxy changes forever, fighting the Mechanist | Guardian troops from now on until the next epic battle which we can expect in update 29 approximately. All Guardian equipment will turn against mankind, in fact, becoming radioactive and will render many ships useless. The Great Reset we all expected! Spoiler: in update 30 which is about to conclude the Elite storyline, as we will have so many features available and no more bugs found, so we can build any stories we like on our own, it will be the Concha plant (!) who (they're sapient and all female) is the crucial factor in overcoming the Guardian threat. From there on, Star Citizen takes over, bridging the gap until its final release by throwing in an experimental beta. Or, that's the plan so far.

Don't forget where you read it first!

O7,
🙃
 
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Ok, I got it first-hand from my internal contacts into FD, so this is what they didn't tell you, as the truth cannot be withheld any longer!

Salvation is in fact #bazmeson who ultimately found Raxxla and met Ant Might (from Fallout 3) there at the bar (life is full of surprises). Ant Might, after a few drinks and in danger of losing a strip poker round, ultimately initiated him into an ancient ritual about using the Ant Queen Pheromones on the Thargoid Queen, enabling our hero to control the latter. In effect, overcoming no longerplay even but that's not for the kids. The Friend, though, turned his frustrations about the abundance of bugs and #bazmeson getting all the credits, into healthier vibes, becoming The Mechanist who was Ant Might's antagonist and will be the antagonist of the upcoming chapter too. Man and Ant (in form of the Thargoids), after initially going against each other at HIP 22460, will suddenly and unexpectedly unite against their final enemy (under the influence of the Might pheromones) when Salvation pops them out at the story's climax. Galaxy changes forever, fighting the Mechanist | Guardian troops from now on until the next epic battle which we can expect in update 29 approximately. All Guardian equipment will turn against mankind, in fact, radioactive and render many ships useless. The Great Reset we all expected! Spoiler: in update 30 which is about to conclude the Elite storyline, as we will have so many features available and no more bugs found, we can build one on our own, it will be the Concha plant (!) who is the crucial factor in overcoming the Guardian threat.

Don't forget where you read it first!

O7,
🙃
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Cmdr Thrust from Bradford has just raised a new issue on the issue tracker.
Dear FDEV,
Thank you for taking on the communities complaints about cockpit cats, walking around our ships and on-foot VR for update 13.

I feel it would have been much better if the cat had not been hosting a baby Tharglet which erupted during the activation of the proteus wave, but at least I could run screaming into the cargo hold and use the plasma cutter from my maverick suit to seal the door. Unfortunately it eroded the door with its meta alloy body as it grew in size, and is now chasing me around the Panther Clipper only occasionally stopping to drop off another egg.

However I think there might be a bug as
  • my headset has tightened its straps to the point I cannot remove it
  • none of my escape or exit keys seem to works, so I am stuck in this simulation

Can I confirm if I will be waking up in the regional Detention centre as before starting up I was hacking the game files and saw a new "Devoured by a Thargoid" accomplishment?

Hello... anyone....
Cmdr Thrust.
 
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