A simple solution to pvp in open

[CMDR Nathan Atterlein]

Hello space faring lads and ladies!

during a slow work day i managed to understand the deep psyche of the human kind, and figured out a perfect solution to the ongoing genocide that takes place in the universe.
i had to apply anti ganker encryption though, to keep it effiecienet for longer, so its not just one click away.

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[Lunchmoney]

What? A screenshot of a Google spreadsheet link?

 

[M00ka]

What? A screenshot of a Google spreadsheet link?

Thank you Commander Lunchmoney, I was kind of worried that I was suppose to do 'something' with what was in that link but it did look a little suss …

Maybe that is the OP's cunning plan, get everyone trying to work out what to do with the text in the screen shot instead of blowing up innocent ships in Open

 

[Rat Catcher]

What? A screenshot of a Google spreadsheet link?

It's an all-powerful spreadsheet link...

I don't get it either

Edit: After 20 hours careful study, I have decrypted the mysterious message in the link text, I'll post a spreadsheet link in a little while to enable you to download the decryption file...

 

[CMDR Cosmic Spacehead]

I thought it was a trap, so I didn't open it. lol

 

[Riverside]

I thought it was a trap, so I didn't open it. lol

Yeah kinda expecting a RickRoll or something

This thread is a duplicate isn't it?
ETA No I was thinking of the CLogging thread.

Instancing issues aside imo PvP in open works, it can even be meaningful (and ED at it's best imo) where both sides of a conflict agree to play in Open.

 

[Arry]

The solution is easy, when you get rid of the dross.

When you take: 'during a slow work day' + 'the ongoing genocide that takes place in the universe.' = Click bait!

 

[Florenus]

during a slow work day i managed to understand the deep psyche of the human kind, and figured out a perfect solution to the ongoing genocide that takes place in the universe.

If that's what happens on your slow work day, you should quit your job!
Just imagine what revelations await you then! You owe it to the mankind!


Don't think this is due to my lack of faith in your solution that I will not retype the link and open the spreadsheet.
Quite the contrary. I believe in it so much that my faith is enough for me.
Good job.

 

[Lightspeed]

Does this allow us to fire spreadsheets at each other in-game ?

 

[Rat Catcher]

Does this allow us to fire spreadsheets at each other in-game ?

I think it was his Eve online battle plan

 

[Nasc]

A simple solution to pvp in open

The real answer can be found in this image

 

[Biff Stryker]

I always peek into threads that have simple solutions to perceived problems. Kinda like always upvoting life hacks and Russian GTA posts on imgur.

 

[Biff Stryker]

The real answer can be found in this image

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Oooo ooo I know, crushed lemons?? Is that the answer to pvp??

 

[Arry]

Oooo ooo I know, crushed lemons?? Is that the answer to pvp??

Only 5%, the rest is just tears.

 

[Stealthie]

So, erm, I manually typed all that html into my browser's address bar and I got this.

Spoiler

Frankly, I was hoping that "the simple to solution to pvp in open" might be less... cryptic.

 

[Florenus]

Frankly, I was hoping that "the simple to solution to pvp in open" might be less... cryptic.

That's... much better that what I was expecting.

I think his analysis is just spot on. Genius, really.

 

[Kumocrew_Actual_Actual]

Untitled spreadsheet

docs.google.com

Here's the link. I'll rest my fingers now...

Edit: oh look, the preview has text in it.

 

[Bigmaec]

Anybody got an idea what that genocide is OP is talking about?

 

[A C Ender]

I may have decrypted the information. Have sent a DM to the OP for confirmation. However, I can not disclose the information to the public at this stage.

 

[Bigmaec]

Bacon vs. Sausage? Go!

Always bacon.