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[psykokow]

The Gloom of Grey

Motionless I float in the dark patiently waiting.

The world below invites me to light up its sky in glorious death but for now I must resist and wait.
The tools in my hands and the stains on my flight onesie give clues to the dirty job at hand.
Why did I listen to Fozza.... anyone doing business with him have community service forced on them.

He remembered looking at the station ahead and wondering how it has stayed so beautifully grey spinning in space.
He readied his brush to get the spot he'd missed for the last 2 cycles.

 

[DigitalDuck]

The Rookie's Only Mistake

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew. Pew pew pew pew pew. Pew pew pew. Pew pew. Pew. Pew.

"Why is he just ignoring me?"

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew. Pew pew pew pew. Pew pew. Pew.

"Why does he have so many allies?"

Pew pew pew pew pew pew. Pew pew pew. Pew. Whoop whoop whoop!

"Why are they all firing missiles at me?"

Pew pew pew pew. Pew.

"How is he still alive?"

Pew pew pew pew pew. Pew pew pew. Pew pew.

"Oh ******, I think I'm actually shooting at a space station..."

 

[Alien]

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew. Pew pew pew pew pew. Pew pew pew. Pew pew. Pew. Pew.

"Why is he just ignoring me?"

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew. Pew pew pew pew. Pew pew. Pew.

"Why does he have so many allies?"

Pew pew pew pew pew pew. Pew pew pew. Pew. Whoop whoop whoop!

"Why are they all firing missiles at me?"

Pew pew pew pew. Pew.

"How is he still alive?"

Pew pew pew pew pew. Pew pew pew. Pew pew.

"Oh ******, I think I'm actually shooting at a space station..."

That's one way to get exactly 100 words

 

[Bruce Turnbull]

That's one way to get exactly 100 words

Ah, but does "*******" count as a word?

 

[Darren Grey]

Space Station challenge: Stationary life

I am stationary, spinning in space. My skin is cold, my mouth open, unmoving. Yet inside I am alive.

There is nothing else here like me. But I’m not alone. Below on a cloth of black a planet slowly turns. From its surface rise silver birds. They come inside me, people flock through my veins, and they make me alive.

Light tunnels through the black, and visitors arrive in gleaming boats. They bring me news, goods, materials and spur activity through me. This is what living is: ever-changing, always active.

Come dock with me, pilot. Add your life to mine.

 

[DigitalDuck]

Ah, but does "*******" count as a word?

It's a Mad Lib. You can add your own word in there.

 

[Alien]

that's one way to get exactly 100 words :d

ah, but does "*******" count as a word? :d

it's a mad lib. You can add your own word in there. :d

***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****

***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****

***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****

 

[Sir.Tj]

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew. Pew pew pew pew pew. Pew pew pew. Pew pew. Pew. Pew.

"Why is he just ignoring me?"

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew. Pew pew pew pew. Pew pew. Pew.

"Why does he have so many allies?"

Pew pew pew pew pew pew. Pew pew pew. Pew. Whoop whoop whoop!

"Why are they all firing missiles at me?"

Pew pew pew pew. Pew.

"How is he still alive?"

Pew pew pew pew pew. Pew pew pew. Pew pew.

"Oh ******, I think I'm actually shooting at a space station..."

Winner winner chicken dinner as they say. you've set a high standard there!

 

[Alien]

Winner winner chicken dinner as they say. you've set a high standard there!

Oh come on ... surely you recognise my masterpiece I wrote above?
It took me hours to type in all those asterisks, and it's so clever too, it can be adapted to any style. How can you not recognise my utter brilliance?

 

[Darren Grey]

It d**s m**e me t***k t**t y*u c***d p*t t******r a s***y w**h m**y w***s o******d a*d s*e h*w w**l r*****s c*n g*t by at u***********g it.

 

[psykokow]

**** off with th*t p**h!!!!

 

[DigitalDuck]

Oh come on ... surely you recognise my masterpiece I wrote above?
It took me hours to type in all those asterisks, and it's so clever too, it can be adapted to any style. How can you not recognise my utter brilliance?

Disqualified for lack of punctuation.

 

[Zplintz]

 

[Allen Stroud]

A Little Prayer...

can't post this to the official thread, for obvious reasons...

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“Testing... testing... is this thing on?"

“Federal Exploration report file 34556A. Planetary classification survey twenty three for THX1138."

“We have observed the local wildlife life for several days. Plants appear to offer little hazard and would be a potential nutrient source for colonists."

“Animal life is more difficult to determine. Prevalent species is similar to Homo Erectus. Under Galcop 3100 classification we’d call them intelligent. Under Federal science classification 3200, we would label them interesting."

“Am now observing their night ritual. When the suns go down, they wait and pray to the moon."

“Wait a minute... that’s no moon—“

 

[Sir.Tj]

Oh come on ... surely you recognise my masterpiece I wrote above?
It took me hours to type in all those asterisks, and it's so clever too, it can be adapted to any style. How can you not recognise my utter brilliance?

As much as i considered you work to be touching on Genius, it didn't have the words Pew Pew anywhere

For me the Pew pew is everything

And not one of you lot noticed the original post was exactly 100 words as well. (I may be sulking a bit here )

 

[Darren Grey]

Distress Call

We a*e u***r at**ck! I re**at, we a*e u***r at**ck! Pl**se s**d h**p im*******ly!

Oh h**l, t**y a*e bl****ng o*r si**al… Pl**se, if y*u c*n de****er t**s, s**d h**p im*******ly. O*r sh***ds a*e fa***ng, a*d if t**y g*t th***gh us t*e en**re co**ny is do**ed.

T*e pi***es h**e de*****ed o*r we***ns sy***ms. We a*e di*****ng a*l p***r to de***ce wh**st we g*t t*e ch****en i**o es**pe p**s. B*t if we f**l t**y w**l j**t be t***n as sl**es an**ay...

Pl**se, we n**d h**p n*w! If y*u c*n de****er t**s si**al qu***ly en**gh, pl**se s**d h**p be**re it is t*o l**e!

 

[Sir.Tj]

I've said it once and I'll say it again....I worry about you lot

 

[Bruce Turnbull]

The Rookie's Only Mistake reminds me very much of Baldrics poem.....

Pew pew pew pew......... pew pew pew......... pew.

It might only be 99 words but what.....feeling!!....What...... ENERGY!!

(see what I did there)?

 

[Bruce Turnbull]

***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****

***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****

***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****

It's the MOST imaginative one so far, unfortunately it's got to be our imagination not yours, and the spelling is crap.

 

[Selezen]

Failure

Colonial Overseer Baker, reporting day 173, colonial seeding experiment 221B.

The colony showed more promise than the last two hundred, but recently signs have been showing marked decrease in logical progression and more tendency towards random branching. We saw this tendency in experiments 045, 177 and 183. We think the introduction of humorous concepts started a decline in logical progression.

It is with regret that I must recommend immediate sterilisation of the experiment. It's a shame at this late stage, but these things can't be helped.

Please note that the colony designated forums.frontier.co.uk should be listed as terminated.

Message ends.