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Whaddya mean 's mut and innuendo'? Mine is perfectly innocent, it's only in your mind that it's ty and sounds like the character of Grant should have a moustache and speak in Dutch accent, otherwise it's perfectly clean story of a delivery of dairy products to a grateful customer:D:p;)

Edit and just why is the word s m u t banned?
 
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Congrats, CdrTwisted on your win!

I'd forgotten about the competition with the amount of work I'm currently buried under. So I hunted out the thread and scanned back through, noticing that my first drabble had an issue with the period in Mk.II (and Mk.III). Thank you to DocStone for letting Lisa know what the issue was!

For those of you who aren't aware, there's a new Drabble competition being put on by those wonderful folk at Lave Radio.
Find out more here: http://laveradio.com/elite-lave-revolution-competition/
 
OI!!!!! Thats for the halfway part of the show!!! :D

OI!!!!! Best get a move on, there! Seems yer stuck in some sort of predicament. Some might just call it "being in Winnard's Hole." ;)

"You're late for work again!"
"Sorry, boss. I got Winnard'd again. Flat tire on my commute."

"Your souffle didn't rise! You're fired!"
"Damn if I'm not stuck in Winnard's Hole again."

"The debt just keeps piling up around here. I've been sucked in to Winnard's Hole these past few years and can't find my way out."

"Doctor, Simon has just been admitted to ER again."
*sigh* "I told him to stop playing with gerbils."
"Yes, he's got some nasty scratches on his face today."

What? You thought I was going to say something nasty?? :p
 
I have installed a paper towel dispenser in this thread. I'm asking people to give their minds a wipe before leaving here. We can't have them traipsing through other parts of the forum with their dirty minds.

The Dispenser came with its own stand, but after just a single night I thought it would be better to screw it up against a wall.
 
I will have the poll up momentarily. I'm just getting the appropriate disclaimers signed and the official permits acknowledged. In meantime, here's a view not unlike that out of Winnard's hole for you to watch and help pass the time.

[video=youtube;rojqGOd5xB4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rojqGOd5xB4[/video]
 
YOu guys don't gotta read em out loud!!!!!!

Please join me Psykokow tonight at 7pm - 8pm for a live reading of the entries for this weeks Abraka Drabble competition, Live on Lave Radio...

http://twitch.tv/psykokow for live video..
http://laveradio.com and click LIVE Radio for audio

ps you don't need to do both, also it will be available on youtube and i-tunes shortly after broadcast...

It will be an interesting topic this week for sure!
 
To counteract the seriousness in this competition, I've decided to submit a little piece that I think might be in spirit with the intention of the topic setter.

Sung to the tune of Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo.
Unfortunately I seem to have mis-remembered the tune a little. It was a bit more intricate than I thought.


Know what you're doeing
If you are going
to the place called Winnard's Hole

Don't you fall into it
It is a bottomless pit

Watch out for a pansy
in a large wansie
who offers to show you the ropes

I've been there, I've done it, I've tried
My limbs got all locked up and tied

The nightlife is teeming
the walls they are steaming
the music is thumping and loud

Check out that girl in a shroud
and that guy is quite well endowed

Feel the sensation
a rear-entered station
the only one of its kind

You know you want…


Yeah, the ending is abrupt... the singer got muffled by an officious bum.
 
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To counteract the seriousness in this competition, I've decided to submit a little piece that I think might be in spirit with the intention of the topic-setter.

Sung to the tune of Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo.
Unfortunately I seem to have mis-remembered the tune a little. It was a bit more intricate than I thought.


Know what you're doeing
If you are going
to the place called Winnard's Hole

Don't you fall into it
It is a bottomless pit

Watch out for a pansy
with a large wansie
who offers to show you the ropes

I've been there, I've done it, I've tried
My limbs got all locked up and tied

The nightlife is teeming
the walls they are steaming
the music is thumping and loud

Check out that girl in a shroud
and that guy is quite well endowed

Feel the sensation
a rear-entered station
the only one of its kind

You know you want…

Love it..... :D
 
I had it pictured more like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDs8VMz-cuc

Somewhere in the dark and nasty region of uncharted space, where nobody in their right mind goes, orbits an ancient station. Deep within this dank and uninviting place, lives ‘Kow... "Ello!" - underworked servant of the Thing That Cannot Be Named... "Kow! Feed me!"... But that's nothing compared to the unimaginable horrors that lurk inside the dank, moist depths of Winnard’s Hole... for there is always something down there, in the dark, waiting to come out!

Don't you open that Trap Door!
You're a fool if you dare!
Stay away from that Trap Door!
'Cos Winnard’s brewing something down there!
 
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