OK, going first this week seeing as I have been doing (wow, the swear filter is incredibly sensitive) all at work this morning:
A Sharp Dressed Man
They had him corned. “Get the weirdly dressed ponce!”
“Weirdly dressed indeed!” he tutted disdainfully “One would like to inform you that this suit cost more than your quaint little station, this is an original Lock & Co bowler hat and my shoes are made from genuine Martian leather. You three however look like you were dressed in the dark, for a bet. Oh, and one more thing, my fashionably challenged chums, about this cane of mine.”
Three sharp “cracks” echoed in the alley, followed by three softer thumps.
“It’s not just a cane, it’s also a bloody marvellous gun!”
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