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CdrTwisted

CdrTwisted
Steve Miller Banned.

The explorer sang softly to himself.

"Abra, abra-ka-drabble... I wanna reach out and grabble."

Grabble? Was that even a word? The tune had molested his head for 3,492 lightyears. And he still couldn't sing it right.

Abra-ka-cripple?

No.

The only thing for it was to sing a different song.

"Maybe it's because I'm on Onionhead, that I love onions so..."

That wasn't going to work.

"They call me Mister Laver, Laver, mmmmm."

Maybe the Fuel Scoop song...?

"Doncha wishya Viper was hot like me. Doncha wishya Type Nine was shot..."

That would do. Only 8,000 lightyears to go.
 
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CdrTwisted

CdrTwisted
Erik Marcaigh said:
CdrTwisted, you are definitely twisted! That made me LOL.


Oh, and I'm trading right now, traveling long distances. I may have to kill you if I start singing...
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Oh yes, I didn't pick that name randomly. :D

I was thinking that not only would it be fun -- even more fun, that is -- to listen to Kow on Friday night, but I might well get one of those tunes inside my fellow pilots' heads beforehand... Trebles all round!
 

{SAS}Stalker

{SAS}Stalker
You can be mean to me now as I'm no longer new :(

Crippled Mr Onion Sir
Even though it was dark he could see there were wires and boards everywhere, open junction boxes breathed fire like miniature dragons aligning the walls and electrical sparks created rapid silhouettes of Simon’s fellow engineers working different areas of the systems room. He looked around hopelessly and stepped over a puddle of some unknown liquid as he reached the status panel of the frame shift drive just as his radio exploded into panicked life; “Status Simon, hurry they are coming round again!” Hurriedly he cycled through endless information screens before finally came to the correct panel, “Crippled Mr Onion Sir..”
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Splendour

Splendour
CdrTwisted said:
Oh yes, I didn't pick that name randomly. :D

I was thinking that not only would it be fun -- even more fun, that is -- to listen to Kow on Friday night, but I might well get one of those tunes inside my fellow pilots' heads beforehand... Trebles all round!
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Abra abra ca-grumbles. This tune is far worse then trumbles...
 

Riedquat

Riedquat
"Cripple Mr Onion!"

“Ok Son”, said Rideon, as he moved to the table and laid out an assortment of vegetables in different places.

“If you’re going to be a famous general”, he winked “you’re going need to know some battlefield strategy”.

The little boy giggled as his father moved the various foodstuffs around making whooshing and laser noises.

“So!” he began, “The carrots... are Krait assault craft”. “The peppers are Cobras - torpedo gunboats” he said raising his eyebrows, “And this big thing!” he said, placing an enormous onion down on the table, “is an imperial destroyer”.

“What are you going to do?”
 

sgurr

S
Thanks to Splendour's theme this is already a puntastic week.

And thanks in advance for doing the poll Frank.

My effort:

Seriously?

Breathing hard she stopped and stared as her hopes sank. She would probably die on this wreck, it was a mess of gouges and scorch marks, the scrawled name squeezed on what little undamaged hull remained:

Mysteron - I.on Ass Cobra

Definitely dead, but she couldn't help a rueful smile as the heavy thud of grav boots behind made her sprint inside. However dumb at least this was a choice, not surrender.

She stared again on the cockpit threshold, well maintained, the commander assured.
‘They’ll be looking to disable us, shields will hold till frameshift’

She strapped in, just maybe ...
 
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Frank

Frank
More puns than you can shake a stick at... and I do shake my stick at puns.

01 - DocStone - Meet Mr Onion
02 - Phoenix_Dfire - (untitled)
03 - Goose4291 - The Ends Justify the Means
04 - Frank - It's Not Plagiarism. It's Homage.
05 - MikeSnos - The Senator's Loss (or gambling's for Imerial Mugs... MUG!)
06 - Simoof - THE FERVENT WINDS OF WAR - A GASTRONOMICALLY CATASTROPHICALLY ANOMALY
07 - Darkoba - A Stealthy Chess Move
08 - Splendour - King Takes Pawn
09 - Bikky - Walking Aids
10 - Erik Marcaigh - Deal With It
11 - MrMogadon - A Tale of Achenar Morpork
12 - Listeri69 - A Mouthfull Of Head......
13 - Galactic Midden - No title, instad I'll just apologise in advance
14 - Clef_Hanger - Casabianca 3301 (apologies to Felicia Dorothea Hemans)
15 - CdrTwisted - Steve Miller Banned.
16 - {SAS}Stalker - Crippled Mr Onion Sir
17 - Riedquat - "Cripple Mr Onion!"
18 - Steed - Seriously?

There's the list. Please squawk if your names not up there and it should be.

Well done to all those who have pulled their weight and done their bit. But I notice you lot haven't finished filling all the slots yet. There are still two to go. I'm going to turn my back for a while, and when I turn back around, I want to see those slots filled.
 

Listeri69

Listeri69
Frank said:


Well done to all those who have pulled their weight and done their bit. But I notice you lot haven't finished filling all the slots yet. There are still two to go. I'm going to turn my back for a while, and when I turn back around, I want to see those slots filled.
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Hmm Frank wants someone to fill his slot whilst he's not looking.........
 

Frank

Frank
Nobody is interested in my slots <sigh>. It looks like it's going to be Thursday that the poll goes up. I'm assuming there's a couple of typos to be corrected. Galactic Midden - No title, instad I'll just apologise in advance

and Listeri69 - A Mouthfull Of Head......
Don't ask why I know how to spell that phrase

you got one day to tell me if the spellings were intentional
 

Galactic Midden

Galactic Midden
Frank said:
Nobody is interested in my slots <sigh>. It looks like it's going to be Thursday that the poll goes up. I'm assuming there's a couple of typos to be corrected. Galactic Midden - No title, instad I'll just apologise in advance

and Listeri69 - A Mouthfull Of Head......
Don't ask why I know how to spell that phrase

you got one day to tell me if the spellings were intentional
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Really I misspelled? Drat, how embarrassing. I will amend forthwith :)

edit: 'ang on a minute! I never misplelledmy title?!?! That was Erroric!
 
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Frank

Frank
All the troubles of the world

Galactic Midden said:
Really I misspelled? Drat, how embarrassing. I will amend forthwith :)

edit: 'ang on a minute! I never misplelledmy title?!?! That was Erroric!
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<shrugs> I thought Erik had some sort of wondermacro that sucked the text straight off the thread; the same macro that made that mistake last week. Maybe the macro has gained sentience and it's making these small errors as a cry for help.
 

Erik Marcaigh

Erik Marcaigh
Frank said:
<shrugs> I thought Erik had some sort of wondermacro that sucked the text straight off the thread; the same macro that made that mistake last week. Maybe the macro has gained sentience and it's making these small errors as a cry for help.
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Oh, sure. Next thing you know, you're going to believe the moderator who can change things without anyone knowin'! I typed what I saw, and what I saw weren't pretty! It was almost as bad as seeing the pic of 'Kow and Simoof as babies, sitting next to each other, pullin' on each other's.... binkies.
 

Frank

Frank
Under the circumstances the slip-up is understandable. I blame the parents. I mean, just look at the two of them!
 
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