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Listeri69

Listeri69
The Examination

'So what appears to be the problem?' the doctor looked at his notes
Simoof bent over gesticulating towards his "black hole" 'my last shart I think something tore in two'
'Right, let's have a look, pop your pants off and place your hands on the couch, you might feel a little stinging sensation'
Simoof gave a little moan as the doctor rummaged around for the culprit
the doc placed one hand on simoof's shoulder
'well there's good news and bad news'
'the good news it's only a small fissure easily repaired'
'and the bad?'
A second hand grabbed Simoof's shoulder.
 
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Simoof

Simoof
Houston, we have a problem.

Whitney Houstons daughter . was a large . she it hard in to his . Taking it from behind, her exploded with a glue donkey. ran out of, gregs steak bake. waved at the elite dangerous universe. then nodded. a donkey. " me" she moaned. And thats when DocStones vagina died.

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Damn forums strict censorshipness... guess I will need to rethink my drabble if I want it to be readable.
 
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Simoof

Simoof
Black Holes Eggsplained

Stephen H-A-wk-I-ns was lecturing at George Lucas. No longer travelling electrically, electronically was ample. Which was fortunate. Bay17 was the only one with wheelchair access, damn Cobra.
"Black holes don't pop into existence. The universe cooks them. Now we know the ingredients we can create our own. However they take millions of years to complete. Here's a simulation sped-up 100 trillion times."
Stunning; Even sped up there was a slow gracefullness to it.
"Oops. That was the other video we had to speed up a trillion times".
On screen, after a long long time, Kows poached eggs started to form.
 

Ian Phillips

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Ian Phillips
Can I remind everyone that a drabble entry should 'at least' nod towards the Elite Dangerous universe as it passes by.....
 

Simoof

Simoof
An Ode to Shouty Man (with added science) by Dan "the hands" Grubbylittleman

To think in aeons past we cried,
Don't go near black holes! We'll be fried!
When now we know, or theorise,
That thin tubes would befall toes and thighs,
And then fat tums, bums, chests and chins,
As we got sucked deep down within,
The dark hole that all fates can't decide,
What really happens when we slip inside,
So Shouty, with your deep hole so dark,
Would you be kind enough to hark,
What happens deep within your hole,
Does it burn hot or is it cold?
And could we survive as one great nation,
The crushing, pulling, spaghettification?
 

EidLeWeise

EidLeWeise
Well after reading some of the other's let's try and keep it clean!!!
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Singularity at the Over Easy Mug

I'll start with the double fried black pudding and egg bap, Alfie said to the waitress on Barnard Station's popular Diner, the 'Over Easy and Mug'. For my main can I please have the Hubcap Trumble Burger, with extra fries, mushrooms and onion rings, and a Thargoid sized Mug of coffee, though could you make it a Hutton mug, to keep it warm this time?

Across the Diner from Alfie, David was throwing his used mugs into the corner. One to many and the pile of used mugs winked into a singularity which started to suck the station into itself.
 

Simoof

Simoof
Ian Phillips said:
Can I remind everyone that a drabble entry should 'at least' nod towards the Elite Dangerous universe as it passes by.....
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Hey! My drabble is in George Lucas station, it has a cobra and is set in the future. It involves tech that can build black holes. That is Elite. And it has a pun in the title.

Also the forums are sexist. How come you are allowed vagina but not ? or or or or or or or or or !
 
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psykokow

psykokow
Role Play

“The ship shuddered, interior lighting sparking before going dark.
A slow droning sound grew silent as the last of the ships power dissipated into the hungry void.
Captain Awesome’s visor steamed up, his wounds sealed by his flight suit, stopping him from bleeding out, the pressure causing enough sharp pains to keep him conscious long enough to escape.
The ship now tumbled like a leaf on the wind, spinning faster and faster as it sped towards the black hole, it would be over soon.”
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“MUM, STEVE’s Put a spaceship in my bum again”
“STEVE and T.J, BEHAVE IN THE BATH!!”
 

STRONTIUM DOG

STRONTIUM DOG
Simoof said:
Hey! My drabble is in George Lucas station, it has a cobra and is set in the future. It involves tech that can build black holes. That is Elite. And it has a pun in the title.

Also the forums are sexist. How come you are allowed vagina but not ? or or or or or or or or or !
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that's not sexist I smoke golden vagina all the time!
 

STRONTIUM DOG

STRONTIUM DOG
Tales of the unexpected

captain grim saluted his trusty lieutenant.
"I am expecting an old friend to arrive but have urgent business at bango
see to it he is well looked after, you know show him around, give him the grand tour, you know take him out."

"no problem captain i shall get his route plotted in and go out to greet him half way for you" his lieutenant replied with a knowing nod

" thanks ripper, i know i can rely on you my trusty lieutenant"

later that day

" where is my old friend?"
"taken out!" " his bones grinding in a black hole captain!
 
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Erik Marcaigh

Erik Marcaigh
Not Done With You Yet

Commander Erik's Anaconda, "Killer Pumpkin", orbited the black hole. DocStone was tied to the co-pilot seat, unable to move and thinking he'd outlived his usefulness.

Erik spun his seat around and watched Simoof bounce off the walls, drooling and giggling.

"So the way I figure it, he'll be in a constant state of death if I put him in that sidewinder in the hold and send him into the black hole. Time will slow to a crawl. Correct?"

"Not according to the new laws of physics proven by Dr. Psykokow, PhD."

Erik sighed, pointed his pistol at Simoof, and fired.
 

Simoof

Simoof
Erik Marcaigh said:
Commander Erik's Anaconda, "Killer Pumpkin", orbited the black hole. DocStone was tied to the co-pilot seat, unable to move and thinking he'd outlived his usefulness.

Erik spun his seat around and watched Simoof bounce off the walls, drooling and giggling.

"So the way I figure it, he'll be in a constant state of death if I put him in that sidewinder in the hold and send him into the black hole. Time will slow to a crawl. Correct?"

"Not according to the new laws of physics proven by Dr. Psykokow, PhD."

Erik sighed, pointed his pistol at Simoof, and fired.
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AW, CMON..... a drooling slobbering mess now...
 

Ian Phillips

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Ian Phillips
Breaking point.

The prison viewport looked out over a field of jagged rocks. Dim light from the small red sun didn't really cast shadows, it just highlighted them. Dark, unpleasant and depressing, the vista clawed it's way into the viewers psyche.

One man broke and whispered, "Enough! I'm getting out of here, whatever it takes."

He picked a chair from the floor and rushed the guard, smashing him down. Flinging the door to the corridor open, he ran, screams preceding him.

The prison commandant read the final line of the incident report. "Prisoner Simoof consigned to solitary confinment in the "Black Hole".
 
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