It is possible to just count words yourself, you know 
It is possible to just count words yourself, you know![]()
He was excited that the package had arrived. It was the new super-duper nervous system thought control interface kit. The advert had said “Become one with your spaceship! Be a single entity running through the stars effortlessly dodging asteroids. Pirates will explode on your merest whim!”
After much banging, hammering and welding he slipped the plug into his neural interface. He yelled in pain. All the control jets and valves fluttered uncontrollably, and the undercarriage retracted causing the spaceship to land with a thump. He scampered over to disarm the now active missile.
He got out his mouse and keyboard.
The slow one jabs me with his pencil. I crackle and spark. The patient one speaks.
"Larry, stop."
So audio still functions. Motor skills don’t.
"Frank?"
"What?"
"Can’t we just buy another?"
The patient one sighs, peering into my circuits.
"Can’t afford it. And dammit, Larry, you know this one wasn’t designed for… that sort of thing."
More sighs; jabs; recriminations. I would suggest they use each other, but basic cleaner builds like me have no voice.
Then it goes dark.
"Crap. We’ll get another."
"Great! Can we get a female model this time? This one’s stubble makes me itch."
Damien looked intensely over the model before him. Her long, slim legs, the graceful curves of her body, the demure face… He shivered with delight.
“Is she fully equipped?” he asked. “For… everything?”
The salesman adjusted his visor. “Why, yessir. As the latest in organic and cybernetic fusion technology she is capable of all manner of… functions. She is even self-cleaning and auto-repairing.”
“Mm, good.” He wanted her badly, so very badly. But the price was extreme. Could he justify it?
Her wide eyes blinked at him and she bleated a gentle “baaa” sound. All willpower shattered. “I’ll take her!”
Not that I get any votes anyway, but you've left my drabble out of the poll!
http://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=5777&page=19#187