Killing yourself by jumping into canyon in low G:
-jump, loose control of the vehicle and start spinning like a cannonball
-scream in panic
-write your scream in chatbox
-take two long sips of tea
-consider what version of panic scream is more appropriate: "aaaaaaa", "AAAAAA" or "Aaaahhh!"
-decide to not spam chatbox with more of your screaming
-be surprised that first contact with hard surface did not kill you and you bounced off
-consider making yourself another cup of tea
-realise that jump thrusters are no longer working, so you can stop pressing the button
-decide to forget the tea for now
-try to enjoy the view, but drop it, because it's spinning too fast and it makes you feel nauseous
-have an idea to sythesize hull repair while swooping down
-start looking at the right side panel, but accidentally switch to left, centre, comms and right again
-finally find the inventory tab
-find synthesis and "SRV hull repair"
-take a moment to consider if its really worth it
-regret not having any more tea in the cup
-decide to give repair a try, because "why not"
-hit the ground second time before you actually do anything
-explode