Elite Dangerous Festive Fun | 'Krait on a Plate'

[kab]

Child friendly version: Thargoid on an asteroid
Teenager friendly version: Bash a Thargoid with an asteroid
Adult version: Shove an asteroid up a thargoid

 

[Arioch]

Billy Boyd on a Thargoid

 

[Agravar]

Sag A* on Christmas Day

 

[Go'Gen]

Type-9 top of the line.

 

[Tyres O'Flaherty]

Frag the goids with AX canons, fa la la la lah, le la la lah.

 

[millstonebarn]

Cobra Mk IV behind door 24.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Goid of the Void

Festive FAS of Xmas

Antacid Aisling

Yuletide Yuri

Egg Nog Edmond

Plum Pudding Patreus

Tender Torval Tidings (oooer)

Chorale of Duvals

Delaine of the Champagne

Delaine candy cane

Zachary Christmas daiquiri

brain explodes

 

[kab]

jingle bells, caustic smells
thargoids rule the way
oh what fun, it is to shoot
a cyclops every day, hey!

 

[Florizel]

Take your polaroid
take a pic from the thargoid
before dissolve into the void..

 

[Vardaugas]

A Viper in Diaper?

 

[Red Anders]

Federal assault, it's Tj's fault.

(No I don't think it's going to work twice Sally but it was worth a go )

 

[Evoflash]

A perv to observe!

 

[Evoflash]

A ring from my wing...

 

[Evoflash]

A frightly jump on a nightly hump!

[OK I'll stop there]

 

[Tyres O'Flaherty]

We're having a traditional Christmas. Turkey, Karsuki locusts in blankets, Uszaian tree grub stuffing (it's grubbling good), coquim spongiform victuals in goose fat and everything covered with lashings of algae. After, we'll settle down to some any na coffee to counteract the copious pints of Orrerian Vicious Brew.

 

[Rubbernuke]

They made a list
They checked it thrice
They always knew who shot barnacles twice

Thargoid maelstoms comin' to town........

It sees you when you're sleepin'
It knows when you high wake
It knows you helped Salvation
So run for goodness sake!

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not shoot
I'm telling you why

Thargoid Maelstroms cominnnnnnnnnnn' to townnnnnnnnnnnnn

The Goids and Gons in ape land
Will have a jubilee
They're gonna build a caustic empire
Around the burning Christmas tree

Soooo

You better watch out
You better fight hard
Don't log out
Keep up your guard

Thargoid Maelstroms cominnnnnnnnnnn' to townnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[Esare Kranse]

A Clipper for the Nipper
A Conda full of Wonder

 

[AlSki]

They made a list
They checked it thrice
They always know who shot those barnacles twice

Thargoid maelstoms comin' to town........

It sees you when you're sleepin'
It knows when you high wake
It knows you helped Salvation
So run for goodness sake!

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not shoot
I'm telling you why

Thargoid Maelstroms cominnnnnnnnnnn' to townnnnnnnnnnnnn

We are not worthy!

 

[Esare Kranse]

My Viper is a Sniper

 

[Evoflash]

Baller on a Hauler