What Power is Mobius pledged to?
The Blueberry princess, of course!
The Blueberry princess, of course!
Elite themed cracker jokes
- Thread starter Zac Antonaci
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Q: What do you call it when Santa puts your Commander on the naughty list?
A: Christmas Griefings
A: Christmas Griefings
The Elite Dangerous Miner's Choir .. has released a recording of cheezy Christmas Hits!
And it's gone .. you guessed it .. Platinum.
And it's gone .. you guessed it .. Platinum.
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Q: What do tattoo artists do in Elite?
A: Write on Commanders!
A: Write on Commanders!
They now have enough to "pull a cracker" every 6 minutes!
I can't quote every one of his cracker jokes, but SpitTheDog slew this thread. He needs to be employed by some kind of cracker joke company immediately!
I was tempted to apply for that position but I was torn between that or being an FBI water-boarder. I was a bit concerned about the cracker role being the reason for me going to hell.
I was tempted to apply for that position but I was torn between that or being an FBI water-boarder. I was a bit concerned about the cracker role being the reason for me going to hell.
Water boarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds like a lot of fun if you don't know what either of those are.
Listening to the live stream. Good to hear the reading out the jokes. Shame there's no shout out (or at least significant bounty) being put out for those that contributed a used joke.
Made me LOL that neither of the guys got Santa's 'you're a hard one to find' dialogue joke. Shows how much they play the game!
Made me LOL that neither of the guys got Santa's 'you're a hard one to find' dialogue joke. Shows how much they play the game!
ED related :
* Somewhere in Idaho, two tourists traveling by car pull over to the side of the road and ask the pilot of a parked Sidewinder for directions.
Hello good sir, could you possibly point us to California ?
- As you were, it's just 976 light years ahead.
What's the ultimate secret weapon against the Thargoids ?
- Ryanoids!
Space related :
It's easy to bring down O and B class stars, cause they're feeling blue...
Typed 3 civilized aliens don't barbecue on grill. Instead, they cook their meat on the surface of a red dwarf.
* Somewhere in Idaho, two tourists traveling by car pull over to the side of the road and ask the pilot of a parked Sidewinder for directions.
Hello good sir, could you possibly point us to California ?
- As you were, it's just 976 light years ahead.
What's the ultimate secret weapon against the Thargoids ?
- Ryanoids!
Space related :
It's easy to bring down O and B class stars, cause they're feeling blue...
Typed 3 civilized aliens don't barbecue on grill. Instead, they cook their meat on the surface of a red dwarf.
They were actually reading these out? Where can I find it?