Elite With Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is Elite Dangerous
Chuck Norris has a experimental fer De lance that runs ice cold , completely invisible, can carry 2000t of cargo ,has 2 large 2 medium 1 huge hard points,can turn better than an eagle, and has infinite fuel and jump range. Unfortunately Chuck Norris said it wasn't overpowered enough.
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Chuck Norris leaves that ship in the hangar, walks out the letterbox with his pockets full of cargo and takes a running jump to the next station.
Chuck Norris has never seen the Insurance screen
Chuck Norris was nerfed, and he's still just as awesome.
Chuck Norris has loads of Yaw... Even MEvans can't nerf him!
Robert Maynard
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Chuck Norris can Super-Cruise between systems and then land at the station!
Chuck Norris doesn't need docking permission. It's the station that needs permission.
Chuck Norris is fined 200 credits. Round kick to kill!
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Chuck Norris saw it once. He round kicked it. It had to pay insurance. Now Chuck Norris is the insurance screen.
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. You better get a good education before you set one foot in these here forums again, buddy.
Chuck Norris is... The 2nd best martial artist of all time.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris
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Robert Maynard
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Chuck Norris got bored with Planetary Landings long ago - he now lands on stars!
Chuck norris doesnt land on stars, stars land on chuck norris
Chuck Norris is FA off. But he doesn't use FA off, or full Newtonian. Chuck Norris goes at infinite speeds. Then he accelerates. At that moment, he starts to approach his bottom speed.
Chuck Norris doesn't need landing.
There is a planetary exclusion zone around Chuck Norris. For the Planets' safety. He still round kicks them.
