Elite With Chuck Norris
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Robert Maynard
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Chuck Norris landed a Cutter with the lowest D rated thrusters available on Achenar 3 in one attempt.
Meta-alloys are actually the dead skin cells of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris believes that 60$ with a 15$ loyalty discount for Horizons is perfectly reasonable.
The Large Barnacles actually used to be an advanced sentient race of aliens, until they tried to skimp out on a trade agreement with Chuck Norris.
Meta-alloys are actually the dead skin cells of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris believes that 60$ with a 15$ loyalty discount for Horizons is perfectly reasonable.
The Large Barnacles actually used to be an advanced sentient race of aliens, until they tried to skimp out on a trade agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not use a FSD, he stays static and the universe moves to his desired location.
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The tears of Chuck Norris can cure the Cerberus Plague, but Chuck Norris never cries.
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The tears of Chuck Norris can cure the Cerberus Plague, but Chuck Norris never cries.
Chuck Norris amended the value of Planck's Constant.
Chuck Norris' thread never dies. If you think it does it's already behind you and YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD.
Actually, the game "Ring Runner: Flight of the Sages" has something called an anchor drive that does just that - it fixes you in space while the universe spins around you. Totally awesome!
BTW, this whole thread's a hoot!
--IronDuke
Chuck Norris was so upset by having to pay for the expansion he vote bombed the game on steam, with one swift side kick.
Incorrect. Chuck Norris did not pay for Horizons. Horizons paid Chuck Norris.
The Alien artifacts are all that's left of the last alien Chuck Norris round kicked.
If Chuck Norris cared about Power Play, Edmund Mahon would fly around the galaxy, delivering roundhouse kicks in order to gain merits with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris tests ship armour for the Alliance ship designs. This is why there are no ships of Alliance design.
When Chuck Norris mines asteroids, he doesn't use a mining laser. His fist is enough.
Chuck Norris is at the center of the universe. It expands because he scanned it and found it was wanted.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually bother mining asteroids. They are simply remains of a planet he mined with a roundhouse kick.
Station missions refresh every 5 minutes because that fits perfectly with Chuck Norris' ship landing just as he's done with all the previous missions offered.
When Chuck Norris arrives at a binary star system from the wrong angle, it becomes a single star system.
Chuck Norris lands on a special station where all missions offered currently anywhere in the game are available. That's why he needs 5 minutes to complete them.
Chuck Norris tests ship armour for the Alliance ship designs. This is why there are no ships of Alliance design.
When Chuck Norris mines asteroids, he doesn't use a mining laser. His fist is enough.
Chuck Norris is at the center of the universe. It expands because he scanned it and found it was wanted.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually bother mining asteroids. They are simply remains of a planet he mined with a roundhouse kick.
Station missions refresh every 5 minutes because that fits perfectly with Chuck Norris' ship landing just as he's done with all the previous missions offered.
When Chuck Norris arrives at a binary star system from the wrong angle, it becomes a single star system.
Chuck Norris lands on a special station where all missions offered currently anywhere in the game are available. That's why he needs 5 minutes to complete them.