Elite With Chuck Norris

[Winterwalker]

Chuck Norris haz all God rolls.

 

[Enderby]

Chuck Norris gave Sag A slow down. Then went for a beer.

 

[Slopey]

Chuck Norris plays the full version of Star Citizen.

 

[Galactic Midden]

Chuck Norris plays the full version of Star Citizen.

He also uploaded all the DLC

 

[OldSchoolPlayer]

Black Holes can’t break free the pull of Chuck Norris.

That's a good one. Love it!

 

[zaikoji]

Chuck Norris knows what to do with crystal shards.

 

[Ziljan]

Who is this Chuck Norris? Isn't he that hairy ape from the 70s that got his butt handed to him by Bruce Lee?

[video=youtube;TYHZEu7Y7DU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYHZEu7Y7DU[/video]

 

[Bottom Hat]

After a complaint from the estate of Chuck Norris, FD had to re-name the interdiction process/mini-game:-



Now, galaxy-wide, Commanders everywhere are experiencing this very same problem -

Two pilots in wing are heading to the station after a session in the RES, when suddenly a security ship arrives behind them and chooses to pull the first CMDR out for a kill warrant scan;


CMDR #1: "What the Chuck?!"

CMDR #2:"Yeah, sorry buddy, you got Norrised"



[not a particularly good one as I am falling asleep, but this thread has really made me laugh!!]

 

[Limoncello Lizard]

Who is this Chuck Norris? Isn't he that hairy ape from the 70s that got his butt handed to him by Bruce Lee?

One of Sean Bean's characters once said the same thing.

 

[hookandsling]

Chuck Norris' docking computer only plays 'Delta Force Theme' but he's never heard it because Chuck Norris does not use a docking computer.

 

[Whitehair]

Chuck Norris doesn't ever need to dock.

He just waits outside the station and the station docks with him!

 

[Vorxian]

The last time Chuck Norris farted in space:

 

[Sir.Tj]

Chuck Norris "I want to see Sag A"

Sag A "Yes Sir, On my way Sir..."

 

[Remus]

It's not Andromeda that is getting closer to the Milky way, it's Chuck Norris pulling the galaxy with his rope !

 

[Catweedle]

Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate with Thargoids, they negotiate with him.

 

[Insomnia]

Chuck Norris unlocked all Engineers. In 1984.

 

[Hell Razor5543]

I can't believe this thread has been necro'd...

...

High energy, relativistic jets from Neutron stars take damage when entering Chuck Norris.

Neutron stars supercharge when they bask in high energy, relativistic jets from Chuck Norris.

Black Holes can’t break free the pull of Chuck Norris.

Engineers need an invitation from Chuck Norris.

The only thing Chuck Norris delivers to Engineers is a fearsome roundhouse kick. The last crafting result was a grade six Moray Starboat.

Chuck Norris still uses a commodity for Engineering: one unit of Chuck Norris. The last crafting result was a grade six Panther Clipper.

Chuck Norris decides the Engineering results when he crafts an upgrade, but that’s irrelevant: Chuck Norris can’t be upgraded.

The karma system will have a sliding scale of increasing consequences: higher insurance costs, docking refusal, automatic hostility, shadow ban, Commander deletion, game ban, real life contract hit, thermonuclear war, life-destroying nanite swarm, Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris destroys a clean ship, he doesn't become wanted. Instead, the victim has a bounty issued against it for the crime of not being Chuck Norris.

The reason this thread went dormant for a while was because Chuck Norris went off to explore the other universes. He decided to relax and take his time, which is why he was away for a couple of months.

 

[Insomnia]

Not very Elite related but had a very good laugh with this meme.

 

[Chaparral]

Chuck Norris sends you to the rebuy screen after you combat logged.

 

[Gully]

Combat Logging to Chuck Norris means one-shotting you whilst wielding a tree trunk.

When The Canonn finish their investigations they'll find the answer to everything is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris uses the Unknown Structures as a tool shed.