My original text for this one is a bit long so I'll post two versions of it for your convenience. If you feel the original is too long, please feel free to use the second one or edit as you see fit.
Long Version:
Title: Leaked Report Reveals Alien Life
Location: Galnet
Time: ASAP
Description:
Following months of research on the Unknown Artifacts, a leaked report recently surfaced allegedly from the Canonn Interstellar Research Group, revealing startling discoveries to the true nature of the mysterious objects.
Since the UA’s entered wide circulation across the galaxy, many scientists have been competing to understand the nature of the objects. Initial efforts to take samples for analysis from the Artifacts had been reportedly unsuccessful, due to the Artifacts strange radiation rapidly degrading equipment in close proximity. With the discovery of Meta-alloys and Prof. Ishmael Palin’s successful manufacture of UA-resistant cargo racks, research efforts are reported to be back on track.
The leaked report reveals that new meta-alloyed research equipment has been manufactured and using the new equipment, dissection of a UA has been successful in lab conditions. Report confirms the object to be of organic nature and contains living tissue resembling an extensive nervous system, supported by a liquid substance of also living cells. Initial chemical analysis is perplexing and contains many unknown compounds. Report also suggests that once dissected, the organic tissues inside the outer shell begin to degrade rapidly; therefore research is proceeding at a very slow rate. The many internal workings of the organism are still a mystery but the scientists seem particularly baffled by how it is able to move through space without any external propulsion.
The report has caused huge controversy among the scientific community with many agreeing that this is the greatest discovery of human history. Others argue the authenticity of the report and suggest that evidence is required to confirm these findings. So far, Canonn Interstellar Research Group representatives have refused to comment on the leaked report.
Cmdr Cahn [WT]
Trimmed Version: (I know even this one is 200 long, but this is as short as I could trim it without losing some key points. As I said feel free to further trim and re-word as you see fit
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Title: Leaked Report Reveals Alien Life
Location: Galnet
Time: ASAP
Description:
A leaked report recently surfaced allegedly from the Canonn Interstellar Research Group, revealing startling discoveries to the true nature of the mysterious objects.
With the discovery of Meta-alloys and Prof. Palin’s successful manufacture of UA-resistant cargo racks, research efforts are advancing swiftly.
Report reveals that thanks to new meta-alloyed research equipment, dissection of a UA has been successful in lab conditions. It confirms the object to be of organic nature and contains living tissue resembling an extensive nervous system, supported by a liquid substance of also living cells. Initial chemical analysis contains many unknown compounds. Report also suggests that once dissected, the organic tissues inside the shell degrade rapidly; therefore research is proceeding at a slow rate. The internal workings of the organism are still a mystery but the scientists seem particularly baffled by how it is able to move through space without any external propulsion.
The leaked report has caused huge controversy among the scientific community with many agreeing that this is the greatest discovery of human history. Others argue the authenticity of the report and suggest that evidence is required to confirm these findings. So far, CIRG representatives have refused to comment on the subject.
Cmdr Cahn [WT]