Stuphs is needed for hazzing.
Hazzing makes it hazzed.
Once it is hazzed, it becomes minez.
And what is minez must be stuphs.
It is the circle of life, or Hazzinga Mastuphsa, if you will. Elton John wrote a song about it, so it must be real and true.
And on that incredibly tenuous point, I will also tenuously declare that this is what I needz all the stuphs forz.
Sadly I cannot share. My ego is too powerful for sharing, much like the emperor in star wars. Another tenuous excuse, but he wanted all the stuphs too, so it is allowed