This is fake news:
Zachary Trump 'is' a Thargoid.
I know this, because if you get close to them; as I do, when feeding them humans. You can see that face, at the base of their tails.
I counter your accusation with the indisputable fact that the galaxy is cube-shaped and that gravity is a CIA plot to get us all addicted to skittles. Say no to the pancake-shaped galaxy lie!