- 2015:
- "Hey man, what's that game. Is it like EVE Online? I'll give it a try."
- "Cool we made lots of money trading. Did it actually matter though? Does it get used to build anything or is it just something to waste my time? Oh... well can you attack starports or cut off trade routes or actually affect anything? No. Meh..."
- 2025:
- "It's been 10 years since I last tried Elite Dangerous. Let's see what it's like now. COLONIZATION!?!?!?! IT JUST CAME OUT LAST MONTH!?!?!?!? LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!"
- Mining for money. Easy.
- Type-9. Find a system. "Cool I got a semi-rare star with lots of places to build."
- Hauling. zzzzzzzzzz
- "Well that sucked but at least it's done. Now what else can I build? There's no steel near me so let's do a refinery and some extraction facilities."
- Refinery done. Surface military outpost for more security. Nice! Can't land at the refinery though. Also the extraction facility (near a red dwarf with metal rings) construction pad is inside the red dwarf influence. Can't get to it. Ok... beta.
- Extraction around a small gas giant with metal rings. "Ok cool. Done. Wait... I left the system and came back and it isn't completing. And the construction yard is still there? Oh well."
- Try to build an agriculture facility around a moon in co-orbit with another moon. Can't land with any ship. It's moving too fast. Not even turning off flight assist works.
- "Is anybody else running into this? How am I supposed to make this refinery work so I can land there?" (Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSuzxnuOdLg) "Oh it's totally broken. Well great. I'll wait until it gets fixed before building anything else."
- "I guess I'll explore around and do some combat." Saw a neutron star and a black hole. Probably the most fun I've had this whole game.
- "Let's try Powerplay!!!!!" Had some success. "Nice, but... any epic battles against players? In fact, are any of these other ships even players? Oh..." Apparently I've never seen another player in this game. "Ehh.... I like the different characters and stuff but I'm not grinding just so I can turn some triangles from one color to another on the map if it doesn't actually do anything meaningful."
- "Ok well let's go fight in one of those civil wars I saw on the map once." (A few moments later...) "Good god these guys take a lot of shots. I'm not really affecting anything at all. I must be doing something wrong. Let me go watch a combat guide...
- "Oh... I guess I need to do engineering. Let's figure out what that is. (One minute later) "Yeah no way, I'm not doing some galactic where's Waldo scavenger hunt" (Note: It has no impact on the galaxy or other players or the story or anything other than my ship capabilities. It's literally just a time sink for a game that isn't even paid for monthly. THERE'S NO REASON FOR YOU TO WASTE MY TIME JUMPING AROUND THE GALAXY NOT INTERACTING WITH OTHER PLAYERS. !!!!! WHO DESIGNED THIS ?!?!?!?!)
- "Well what do I do now?" ... look around the map "Hey cool that extraction facility back in my colony is finished. Let's go see what it does."
- "Oh it does nothing. I can't land at it either. I swear it said medium landing pads in the description. Also why is it an Industrial Facility? Not extraction?" (Bug I guess)
- BEEP BEEP BEEP! ALERT! THE FACILITY IS UNDER ATTACK WE NEED YOUR HELP! "Yeah! Dynamic event!" Eventually I figured out how to respond in the chat menu.
- I throw everything I have at them but barely get their shields down before they destroy 10/10 of the plasma cells or whatever. They jump away. "Engineering... why???????????? Well did they actually affect anything? Can't tell by looking at the stats on the facility. Oh well I guess it didn't matter."
- "Yeah this isn't working. I think I'm done. Everything in this game is a grind or a dead end. I'll log out in my colony station. Maybe it will still be here in 10 years when I try again.
- I fly back to the little outpost station that took me forever to build. Docking request denied. "Sometimes there's a slow ship taking off the only medium pad. No big deal. It'll be 30s at most."
- A Krait with a wanted tag lands on the pad and sits there for over a minute.
- I shoot the Krait. It's wanted right? I'll just pay the fine. No damage. "You can't damage ships sitting vulnerable on a pad in this game? Come on...."
- "What if I shoot the outpost?" <dies> "lol"
- "Well I'm 14 jumps away getting out of a prison. Let's disembark maybe the station is different than all the other stations."
- "Oh cool it is different! And there are some prison cells." Walks back to the ship. "Wait... nah what am I going home for?" Back into the prison cell. Close the door. Exit to desktop. Uninstall.
This isn't a subscription game. You don't need to give me a grind to keep me chasing the end game so I keep paying monthly. Let the players make the game fun for you. Let them make their own powerplay. Just give them some simple trade, resource, territorial, and political tools to make all that happen themselves. Sure, give them some characters or something to champion, but you don't need to build a grind system for them. Let them blow up each other's stuff and fight over who controls the galaxy.
Speaking of blowing each other up. Where is everybody? I played open the whole time and maybe I saw a player once near the end when I went to Achenar. Are you all hiding in solo mode? Why does an "MMO" even have a solo mode? What is this game? Who is in charge here? How does a game have so many really awesome little things in it and then also just so many confusingly terrible things in it?
It's soooo sad that it's been 10 years and this game hasn't built on any of the things that made it so hypeable back in 2015. Also forget these Thargoids. There are no aliens. Humans only. Let us fight eachother in space. It's what humans do. I don't need some elaborate alien civilization backstory. I just want to defeat enemies for the Empire and expand humanity to Sagittarius A.
See you all in another 10 years. It was... sorta fun?
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