Personally I can't wait to fire probes at ELW's and terrify the bejeezus out of the natives on 'em
And you'll find yourself the subject of a movie called "Day Of The Alien Probes!!"
Out of some distant star, from a distant unknown world, the alien ship arrived. It's intentions unknown. Refused to respond to the sub-Ethernet radio and our flashing lights.
Then, without warning, it attacked! It released wave after wave of strange objects that buried themselves in the dirt of our most holy world. And what did they do once buried there?
No one knows.
Yet, there they remain, doing whatever they do, silently, quietly, without a hint as to their purpose. Do they send some kind of unknown signal to the home world? "Come here, there is food." Are WE the food? We may never know. But in a few generations our children may find out when the demon horde comes back in response to this signal to feast upon our flesh and suck the brains from our heads.
And we will have the creature we only know as "Genar-Hofoen" to thank for the end of our species.
I should write a book. 