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Fun fact, with the french helping with the American revolution, and building a long lasting friendship, we sent a few goodies.

One of them was the metric system. To free you from the Brit system. Sadly, the dude from the "Academie Nationale" had his ship captured by the Brits, and the poor guy died in jail in England. As such, you never got the metric system.

Doubly ironic, since the Brits eventually, and for once, did the right think and adopted the metric system.
If I read the news in Europe sometimes one might think they forgot to take it with them when they left.
 
No, yankee.
Football.

The REAL one, not a FOOTball where you carry the ball in your ARMs most of the time.
Hey this is a Yankee
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Fun fact, with the french helping with the American revolution, and building a long lasting friendship, we sent a few goodies.

One of them was the metric system. To free you from the Brit system. Sadly, the dude from the "Academie Nationale" had his ship captured by the Brits, and the poor guy died in jail in England. As such, you never got the metric system.

Doubly ironic, since the Brits eventually, and for once, did the right think and adopted the metric system.
Yep, I will proudly order something that is 6' x 3" & 3mm.
 
Fun fact, with the french helping with the American revolution, and building a long lasting friendship, we sent a few goodies.

One of them was the metric system. To free you from the Brit system. Sadly, the dude from the "Academie Nationale" had his ship captured by the Brits, and the poor guy died in jail in England. As such, you never got the metric system.

Doubly ironic, since the Brits eventually, and for once, did the right think and adopted the metric system.
It's a good'un.
 
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they;ll never catch wise!
Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous
Row after row will crow vociferous
Give 'em the old flim flam flummox
Fool and fracture 'em
How can they hear the truth above the roar?
Throw 'em a fake and a finagle
They'll never know you're just a bagel,
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll beg you for more!
Give 'em the old double whammy
Daze and dizzy 'em
Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler
Give 'em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger 'em
When you're in trouble, go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder
They'll let you get away with murder
Razzle dazzle 'em
And you've got a romance
 
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