OK, the wait is over and I can now reveal the final times!!!
So, in regulation class, looking at new entries from the bottom upwards we have: Cmdr jspace wielding a weapon I had to google (and am consequently now probably on some kind of government watch list). Unfortunately jspace was a bit too thorough and visited three settlements for their regulation run. Fun fact, if I deducted the slowest of their unnecessary stops they'd be in 7th place on 18:10! Next and it's someone I believe is new to Buckyball Racing, Cmdr Wenyn Trout, welcome to crazyland! Smashing the zombuurs with a speedbowling Type-9 they finish their first race with a perfectly respectable 19:57 to come 15th. Just 9 seconds above and Martinjameson favours big missiles. Frustratingly, they had 100% hull until the Culpeper mailslot which means they take 14th rather than 11th. Snatching 10th place from Tobias by just 10 seconds our next contestant is FearlessF21 serving chocolate hobnobs and coffee. It's well known that zombuurs prefer tea so I think the coffee is an excellent choice! Next up and flying close to the wire (as is traditional) we have championship organiser and automated leaderboard wrangler Cmdr Bruski. Using a BOOMSTICK
(*1), Bruski appeared to hit an oilslick at the Pippin Beacon (although still managed the 2nd fastest SRV time on this board) and also ran into some problems with the law at Lagos but still manages to take 7th place. And the last new entry in this class is Cmdr Sulu. Hitting that 100% bonus AGAIN the reformed ship smasher deployed perhaps the cruellest weapon we've seen so far (British Rail Sandwiches which even the Buurs don't deserve) and managed to finish 5th.
(*1) Yeah. All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart. YA GOT THAT!?
Our regulation class winners tho' are: Kevin The Stabber, Epaphus and Ozric. Congratulations on some fantastic racing!
Now let's turn to the unlimited racing class. First up again is jspace who stuck with a Cobra Mk III (race tuned of course) and tried using fire. Now this honourable commander actually submitted a second unlimited run after realising they'd missed the Pippin Beacon target by just a single meter but (since that run was quite a bit slower) I've decided to be generous and awward them their SRV bonus but with a 10 second penalty which puts them 12th, just one second ahead of Inga Stevenson (I hope Inga won't mind too much, I think 10 seconds was more than enough penalty for being just one meter off target). A couple of minutes ahead and Martinjameson is smacking zombuurs in the mush with morning stars (I must say you folks seem worryingly knowledgeable about your weapons!). LeroyTethroTull just pips Martin to 10th place tho' flying an Imperial Courier and using Deez (probably best not to ask). Up in 5th place and Raiko steps up to bat a final time (knocking Sir Boundness for six ... see what I did there?), and lastly Cmdr Bruski manages to slide a fantastic boomstick assisted unlimited run under the closing finishing gate to take 2nd place.
Our unlimited class winners are: Epaphus, Bruski and Shaye. Again, congratulations to all!
I think that just leaves me to thank everyone for taking part (I hope you enjoyed the race), to thank
@Buur and
@Rheeney for being good sports about all this (surprising really as goddam flippin' space zombies are not normally known for their sportsmanship) and to reveal the final votes on whether people agree with me or not that they are in fact goddam flippin' space zombies.
I think that's pretty conclusive!
Actually, while I'm at it, a couple more charts (we all love a bit of pie right?).
Ok, and that's me done. Thanks again and our next race will be
consults notes definitely a race ... of some kind ... courtesy of
@psykit (who I can't help noticing didn't submit a run despite having quite a few goes at it!).
Nah, I'm kidding ... your brilliant streaming of Buckyball is excellent promotion for the club so thanks as always to you and everyone else who helps spread the word.
Until next time ...
Fly Fast and o7