The dark armada
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Much better, red and green/yellow (don't trust my shonky eyes) complementary colours I see, and lower case letters too. Thanks for the compliance to my most important demands.
This Dunlap seems a nice fellow with his Billy Idol hair. Governor of where exactly? Was under the impression you're deep in the zero assets hole at the mo. Perhaps there's a cupboard in your cutter he can be governor of.
"Fresh towels" you'll bark manfully, "the previous ones have been stained with my facepaint".
"Yes sire!" will come the call from the cupboard governor and clean towels will come there by and by.
Retreats are close to impossible to pull off in the new (70 day? broken) BGS, this is part of the reason it will be impossible to return your previously retreated systems to you when you eventually admit your total loss and negotiate. Don't worry though seeing as that's not on the horizon, we'll get some through in the end!
This Dunlap seems a nice fellow with his Billy Idol hair. Governor of where exactly? Was under the impression you're deep in the zero assets hole at the mo. Perhaps there's a cupboard in your cutter he can be governor of.
"Fresh towels" you'll bark manfully, "the previous ones have been stained with my facepaint".
"Yes sire!" will come the call from the cupboard governor and clean towels will come there by and by.
Retreats are close to impossible to pull off in the new (70 day? broken) BGS, this is part of the reason it will be impossible to return your previously retreated systems to you when you eventually admit your total loss and negotiate. Don't worry though seeing as that's not on the horizon, we'll get some through in the end!
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If you like, it doesn't, but there you are. The Alliance were aware of this drivel days ago and they don't give a monkeys about your tired accusations. Just a few quick points before you get back into consultations with yon cupboard governor.
Eranin is not the entire Alliance, it is one system, you know more than most what Communism Interstellar is capable of as a group, why has the communist faction running Eranin not even attempted to expand in over 6 months? I'm no conquest expert, but I think that's pretty much a prerequisite no? If CI is conspiring behind the scenes to build a new communist bubble around Eranin it's going remarkably slowly.
How can "high ranking members of CI" be involved? It's a leaderless group, it has no hierarchy as such there are no "senior members" this really isn't a difficult concept. I know you're used to bowing and scraping before important people, we're not as we have none.
Alternative explanation, (clue: this is really what's going on) old grognards from the closed beta think Eranin should be an Independent Communist State) like the galmap says and have no further interest beyond that and it has nothing whatsoever to do with CI.
Good to see you still love the Empire, a love that we can now say with confidence is -not- reciprocated. You love the Alliance as well, but that relationship has started badly and looks set to be going the same way as the Empire's. Maybe the Federation will love you back, that Hudson's a thrusting commanding sort, go see if he'll listen to some of your conspiracy theories.
Really have to stop being your content now say hello to "The Gov" for me!
Eranin is not the entire Alliance, it is one system, you know more than most what Communism Interstellar is capable of as a group, why has the communist faction running Eranin not even attempted to expand in over 6 months? I'm no conquest expert, but I think that's pretty much a prerequisite no? If CI is conspiring behind the scenes to build a new communist bubble around Eranin it's going remarkably slowly.
How can "high ranking members of CI" be involved? It's a leaderless group, it has no hierarchy as such there are no "senior members" this really isn't a difficult concept. I know you're used to bowing and scraping before important people, we're not as we have none.
Alternative explanation, (clue: this is really what's going on) old grognards from the closed beta think Eranin should be an Independent Communist State) like the galmap says and have no further interest beyond that and it has nothing whatsoever to do with CI.
Good to see you still love the Empire, a love that we can now say with confidence is -not- reciprocated. You love the Alliance as well, but that relationship has started badly and looks set to be going the same way as the Empire's. Maybe the Federation will love you back, that Hudson's a thrusting commanding sort, go see if he'll listen to some of your conspiracy theories.
Really have to stop being your content now say hello to "The Gov" for me!
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We appreciate any help in our attempts to liberate and support the Socialist Republic of Laka and any support for the people of Otohime you may have done in the past alongside us. However note Morat, that the Imperial Federation has no direct contact with the Dark Armada, so please leave us out of this discussion.
you sound almost....Sith.
It’s TCF’s home system.
They’re as Alliance as AoS or AEDC.
As in “about as Alliance as you can get without being a Turner”. Total Cakers.
Some Communists are more equal than others.
I’m sure I’ll have one of the Alliance seniors kicking me under the table and hissing “Shut up DNA”, but -
My understanding is that CI has a few old grognards among their equals.
I shouldn’t have said that should I?
I have zero credibility since I quit actually playing a month back.
But I’ll tell you this - Mottikhan’s defection to the Federation has tainted my opinion of the Commies, who I have previously held in the highest regard for years.
I wouldn’t want to support the lunatic noise of The Dark Armarda - Mysterion is consistently hilarious.
But the Eranin problem does make me wonder who is trustworthy.
Hey! I'm famous!
Well, one person knows who I am, anyway.
@ Mysteron, your posts still entertain as much as ever. Never change, my friend. Never change.
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In reaction to the above video, not only have the DA attacked the Alliance while feigning friendship, we now see that they are butchers, inhumane murderers of good Imperial Slaves. This shocking display of barbarism is against Imperial law and is a disgusting violation of human rights. As traitors to the Empire and hostiles to the Alliance, the AIC now considers Dark Armada to be an enemy to all that should be eradicated for the good of humanity.
Oh no! CI has mind controlled the Alliance into finding your behavior reprehensible Skeletor. That new direction sure did last a long long time. What's the plan from Snake mountain now?
"President Hudson, there's a man in reception covered in paint, says he has evidence that some communists in a place might be up to some communism in a place you like."
As always we're happy to reach a negotiated settlement with at least 30% less teasing when and if you decide to start being reasonable.
Also the blue and red is almost readable now, you're getting there, then I -guess- we'll have to start working on the content.
PS: For the purposes of our weekly poetry slam where we like to read dramatic recreations of your excellent communiques (once transcribed into B&W of course), are the red words supposed to be stressed or are they an indicator of vocal fry? Obviously the voice is of the historical anti-comedian Neil Hamburger, but we need to settle this detail.
"President Hudson, there's a man in reception covered in paint, says he has evidence that some communists in a place might be up to some communism in a place you like."
As always we're happy to reach a negotiated settlement with at least 30% less teasing when and if you decide to start being reasonable.
Also the blue and red is almost readable now, you're getting there, then I -guess- we'll have to start working on the content.
PS: For the purposes of our weekly poetry slam where we like to read dramatic recreations of your excellent communiques (once transcribed into B&W of course), are the red words supposed to be stressed or are they an indicator of vocal fry? Obviously the voice is of the historical anti-comedian Neil Hamburger, but we need to settle this detail.
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Oh no! CI has mind controlled the Alliance into finding your behavior reprehensible Skeletor. That new direction sure did last a long long time. What's the plan from Snake mountain now?
"President Hudson, there's a man in reception covered in paint, says he has evidence that some communists in a place might be up to some communism in a place you like."
As always we're happy to reach a negotiated settlement with at least 30% less teasing when and if you decide to start being reasonable.
Also the blue and red is almost readable now, you're getting there, then I -guess- we'll have to start working on the content.
PS: For the purposes of our weekly poetry slam where we like to read dramatic recreations of your excellent communiques (once transcribed into B&W of course), are the red words supposed to be stressed or are they an indicator of vocal fry? Obviously the voice is of the historical anti-comedian Neil Hamburger, but we need to settle this detail.
No answer to my actual question in the quote above then!
So how did your actual conflicts (you know the ones your faction actually turned up to) go this week?
Let's have a look at a quick overview:
The Dark Armada
System Presence: 11 (down from 23)
Controlling: 0
Stations: 0
Not so well then, oh well at least you tried.
Forget about that though, the big news is a galactic superpower to which you are not a member and despises you swept in and crushed (I say crushed the result was 3 wins 2 draws 2 losses for them) a faction supported by 1 person. Thus restoring a Sonic the Hedgehog fan fiction PMF to control a system they were too lazy and incompetent to take themselves.
If only the Empire would sweep to your rescue the same way, but we all know from history why that'll never, ever happen.
Is Hudson returning your phonecalls yet?
So how did your actual conflicts (you know the ones your faction actually turned up to) go this week?
Let's have a look at a quick overview:
The Dark Armada
System Presence: 11 (down from 23)
Controlling: 0
Stations: 0
Not so well then, oh well at least you tried.
Forget about that though, the big news is a galactic superpower to which you are not a member and despises you swept in and crushed (I say crushed the result was 3 wins 2 draws 2 losses for them) a faction supported by 1 person. Thus restoring a Sonic the Hedgehog fan fiction PMF to control a system they were too lazy and incompetent to take themselves.
If only the Empire would sweep to your rescue the same way, but we all know from history why that'll never, ever happen.
Is Hudson returning your phonecalls yet?
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"We do not make accusations without evidence."
None of us are in Maia right now btw.
"We do not make accusations without evidence."
None of us are in Maia right now btw.