PvP The Overlord Zarek Null has taken the Princess Aisling Duval hostage!!! (Player Event)

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Nightshady said:
13th Legion managed to get Zarek’s shields down (despite the 12 terrorist escorts) and we had him spilling cargo, but he had too much biowaste mixed in with Aisling’s cryo-pod and she never tumbled out. Well played Overlord. Seriously... that was a ton of fun. Thanks for the adventure!! o7
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lol - I figured that would be the catch.

Well played, Null. Sorry I missed it.
 

ChromaLemon

ChromaLemon
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Zarek Null

Zarek Null
// Message received from Overlord Zarek Null, as transcribed by CMDR SentryBlitz

// Decrypting...

// Message begins.

Today, 2/10/3304, I completed the route to my safehouse in possession of Imperial Princess Aisling Duval. For those who were unaware, I kidnapped the Princess yesterday and took her as a prisoner aboard my vessel. My plan is to feed Princess Duval to the Thargoids unless my demand of 200 or more nominations for me, Zarek Null, to become the new leader of the Pilot's Federation was met. Despite various rescue attempts and even the interception of my travel plans, the Princess was successfully transported to my safehouse. Opponents to my plan, however, did get close. Having malfunctioned my cargo hatch, they thought they had recovered the Princess. It was then then that biowaste rained down upon their canopies! I had loaded up on biowaste so that in the event of a hatchbreaker limpet successfully attaching the odds of losing the Princess would be smaller. Stunned at my genious last-resort plan, many pilots were discouraged at my pure intellectual superiority over them.

Notable assets to my plan were my personal Galactic Military of the Nomads and Smiling Dog Crew, and even the special assistance of CMDR ixTobiasxi, a Fuel Rat who assisted in refueling many of my pilots. The combined power of all of these pilots assisted me in monitoring enemy comms channels as well as personally escorting me safely to my safehouse. There are too many commanders who performed noble deeds to list one by one, just know that their assistance was present in my endeavor.

The Imperial pilots of the 13th Legion were relentless in their attempts to thwart my plan. Although they came very close to succeeding, they ultimately failed to overcome the strength of my Galactic Military.

Now pilots, with the fate of the Princess in my hands, do you bend the knee? Nominate me, Zarek Null, as the new leader of the Pilot's Federation or else your blue haired Princess becomes lunch. Tomorrow, 2/10/3304, I will be departing from HR 1183 starting at 8PM GMT. Then you will have a second and final chance to save the Princess - or you can just meet my demands and she will be safely released. Your actions determine her fate. Will the Princess become lunch - or will she be rescued? The clock is ticking......

// Message ends.

// System information attached: HR1183, 2/10/3304 8PM GMT
 
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Chaparral

Chaparral
I, The Immortal Commander Danicus, nominate Zarek Null as new leader of the Pilot's Federation.

How can I resist? He's the only candidate with an actual voice in the universe!
 
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enspaceman

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I, CMDR Gabriel J, nominate Zarek Null to be the new leader of the Pilot's Federation.

And have already accepted that Zarek Null is indeed our true Overlord of the galaxy.
 

Zarek Null

Zarek Null
SushiCW said:
Wish I had time to attempt a "rescue."

o7 for taking the initiative on making an event.
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It's not over yet...

Today's operation was about transporting the Princess to a Thargoid-infested region of space. Tomorrow, we feed her to the Thargoids.

Now there still remains an infinitesimally small chance, I suppose, that someone *could* still forcibly prevent her death tomorrow. However, it would take a combination of incredible skill and luck for anyone to overcome me and my elite military forces.
 

damon8r351

damon8r351
I'm going to laugh if Galnet publishes a story about Aisling Duval saying something stupid on Space Twitter while out shopping with Denton Patreus, as she's wont to do.

"But that just means it's an imposter!"

No, no it doesn't, stop god-modding.
 

DeathDingo

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I nominate our one true Overlord of the Galaxy to be the leader of the Pilots Federation!!

Everyone kneel and pay your respects to our Overlord Zarek Null!!

On a side note. It's a shame Fdev don't do events like this one, once a month. But you know "PvP is already in the game, it just kinda is" as Sandro said on the livestream this past Thursday!!
 
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Ralron

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Any one from 13th Legion sees this me and my friend where in the fight yesterday trying to help rescue the princes

if you could contact us we would love to join your side!

discord info would be great ;)
 

Prorokpl

Prorokpl
So you want to less than 1% of pilots from Pilot's Federation to nominate you as a lider? Thank again how many are there in game.
 

jasonbarron

jasonbarron
StiTch said:
I, CMDR StiTch!, nominate Zarek Null captures ALD too, and uploads video footage of the two wrestling in zero G wearing nothing more than artistically tied pieces of string, mitts, and a genuine 18th century horse bridle.
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Brilliant. The only improvement I can think of would be a bottle of extra virgin olive oil.
 

Ralron

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pls wait 19 more mis from this post .. transferring my pvp Ship . The: "eat ship & Die"

:)

07

10 after 8 . hes late to the party
 
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Zeeman

Zeeman
Zarek Null said:
Regarding hair style, you've done nothing but demonstrate your own lack of understanding of the female gender. Many women change how they wear their hair, quite frequently. It should be no surprise that a woman in the public limelight is even moreso inclined to vary her style over time. The image on the right that you are referring to is *years* out-of-date. Besides that, you must understand that the Princess is in captivity; she doesn't have the luxury of doing her hair to the degree that she did during the carefully staged photo-shoot that you are comparing it to.

As to her facial features, your analysis is too simplistic. It is in fact difficult to compare two faces that are at different angles. Your results here are inconclusive.

Regarding skin color difference, the reason should be obvious: different lighting conditions. Do you not realize that the color we perceive when looking at an object is a combination of both the object's optical characteristics, as well as the light illuminating the object? My cargo area is relatively dark, and is illuminated by some relatively dim white lights, as well as some blue lights. In contrast with your photo, the Princess ws clearly in a very brightly lit environment. We should naturually expect her skin color to appear darker in the darker environment.

And last but not least, her chest measurements. The fact is that the "official" photo of the Princess has intentionally been "un-enhanced" by imperial propagandists. They felt that the princess's true appearance would draw too much attention away from her important political message, so they doctored the official photos. Personally, I would have taken her message much *more* seriously had I known her true measurements.
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Screw it, Overlord Null has my vote.

This is just too awesome.

Z...
 

Zeeman

Zeeman
Zarek Null said:
Let me start by saying that as Overlord, I am vastly knowledgeable in virtually every domain of human knowledge. But just for sake of argument, let's say I didn't know what you're talking about with respect to Jameson's. How would you explain it?
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Let’s just say... Ensuring that the respect that someone in such a position deserves is received in kind. And then dealing with those that show said respect (or not) in whatever way the Overlor din question sees fit at that point in time.

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