UA Mystery thread 4 - The Canonn

AlexVII · Dec 10, 2015

Jmanis said:
PS: Can't rep you, so have a picture of delicious cookie dough

Mmm... Chocolate crumbs. *nom*

LordZoltan · Dec 10, 2015

RedWizzard said:
Lord Zoltan had to register an account just to correct some of the inaccuracies. https://www.reddit.com/r/EliteDange...tifacts_please_sell_in_vatari_to_bond/cxs1i87
Not sure how he was controlling the mods over there before then. Some sort of psychic mind control presumably.

I certainly don't know. Although it might go some way to explain the homunculus that appeared on my neck a few months ago.

pretzil · Dec 10, 2015

RedWizzard said:
Lord Zoltan had to register an account just to correct some of the inaccuracies. https://www.reddit.com/r/EliteDange...tifacts_please_sell_in_vatari_to_bond/cxs1i87
Not sure how he was controlling the mods over there before then. Some sort of psychic mind control presumably.

Perhaps he achieved it through the medium of wrestling

http://www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=1869

Oh no, now when I read your posts this is the mental image I'm going to have of you

LordZoltan · Dec 10, 2015

AlexVII said:
It's funny that they see Canonn as some sort of evil organization working behind the scenes, destroying any opposition.
But the problem is that in science there is no sides when it comes to the discovery of something new. Scientists work together or separately - it does not matter. They work for the common good.
And when it comes to sabotage and lies - you have to ask yourself, "Are you a real scientist and researcher, or are you an impostor in a white coat who leads people into the darkness?"

Some people eh!? But that's the thing - we're about doing 'science' - alongside any non-Canonn player or group that also wants to take part. He isn't.

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Jmanis said:
Calling out a side as evil in a game is one thing.

Making unfounded accusations that they get forum topics closed and prevent discussion/debate and other out-of-game mechanisms (which is very much against T&Cs iirc), well, that's kinda juvenile.

PS: Can't rep you, so have a picture of delicious cookie dough
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Bang on.

And cookies as vRep? Inspired, my good man!

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pretzil said:
Perhaps he achieved it through the medium of wrestling

http://www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=1869

Oh no, now when I read your posts this is the mental image I'm going to have of you

I wondered when my previous career was going to crop up on here.

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King Sancho said:
Glad I never did the Reddit thing. Sounds like a forum for egobation.

Tbh, I feel dirty for having registered.

It's a shame that a community as popular as the reddit one is, to me at least, more notable for its trolls than the decent folks that are undoubtedly there.

pretzil · Dec 10, 2015

LordZoltan said:
Tbh, I feel dirty for having registered.

You'll probably want to go and sit in your shower under scalding hot water, rocking back and forth whilst muttering and scrubbing yourself with bleach and Brillo pads until the taint has gone

Kicks · Dec 10, 2015

AlexVII said:
It's funny that they see Canonn as some sort of evil organization working behind the scenes, destroying any opposition.

Wait, we don't?

LordZoltan · Dec 10, 2015

pretzil said:
You'll probably want to go and sit in your shower under scalding hot water, rocking back and forth whilst muttering and scrubbing yourself with bleach and Brillo pads until the taint has gone

Damn... Am out of brillo pads.

I have some wire wool left over from some plumbing I did a while back. It's a bit rusty now, but it'll do the trick.

Dommarraa · Dec 10, 2015

New Scientist appropriates Canonn Logo

https://www.newscientist.com/round-up/get-smarter

Jmanis · Dec 10, 2015

Dommarraa said:
New Scientist appropriates Canonn Logo
https://www.newscientist.com/round-up/get-smarter

Off topic: This piqued my interests

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn28647-black-holes-have-a-size-limit-of-50-billion-suns/

Kicks · Dec 10, 2015

December, 3301. Canonn Research members mentally prepare for a mission in Merope. CMDR Kicks can be observed at the bottom-left. God help us all.

Dommarraa · Dec 10, 2015

Kicks said:
December, 3301. Canonn Research members mentally prepare for a mission in Merope. CMDR Kicks can be observed at the bottom-left. God help us all.

Wow, just for once, I appear in a photo ! I am bottom right, singing Bohemian Rhapsody

Han_Zen · Dec 10, 2015

Dommarraa said:
Wow, just for once, I appear in a photo ! I am bottom right, singing Bohemian Rhapsody

That is a surprise. I was sure they were singing Bicycle Race.

RollinStoner · Dec 10, 2015

Dommarraa said:
I don't care what whisky you drink, as long as it isn't mine.

AMEN to that Brother. I think maybe the Jack Daniels comment was mine, I am quite partial..

Kyp Shard · Dec 10, 2015

Dommarraa said:
New Scientist appropriates Canonn Logo
https://www.newscientist.com/round-up/get-smarter

I'm gonna sue

Han_Zen · Dec 10, 2015

Kyp Shard said:
I'm gonna sue

Have some Lithium. It helps.

Han_Zen · Dec 10, 2015

Dommarraa said:
New Scientist appropriates Canonn Logo
https://www.newscientist.com/round-up/get-smarter

The sub text is also good: 'Beyond these great and grand theories, however, there is another Canonn of knowledge. Grasp these ideas and they can help us lead better, happier and smarter lives. This is the science you need to know'.

Huros · Dec 10, 2015

Han_Zen said:
The sub text is also good: 'Beyond these great and grand theories, however, there is another Canonn of knowledge. Grasp these ideas and they can help us lead better, happier and smarter lives. This is the science you need to know'.

We so should have been a Theocracy in Varati.

Also, @ Brookesy -If you are not going to let us play with Thargoids in the REALLY near future could we have a Thargoid Bobble head? To go with those UA Plushies I requested?

Acceptable answers
1) Soon
2)watch this space
3)good idea I will make it happen
4)Send Jaffas and we will see what we can do.

Jmanis · Dec 10, 2015

Huros said:
We so should have been a Theocracy in Varati.

Also, @ Brookesy -If you are not going to let us play with Thargoids in the REALLY near future could we have a Thargoid Bobble head? To go with those UA Plushies I requested?

Acceptable answers
1) Soon
2)watch this space
3)good idea i will make it happen
4)Send Jaffas and we will se what we can do.

So what I'm hearing is a CG to ship Jaffa Cakes to Bond Hub, reward tiers are UA bobbleheads and plushies.

Reminds me, I need to find that backgroundless UA and get that on a tshirt

Or, y'know, FD could make one, and I'd literally shower them in cash prizes.

PsychoFish · Dec 10, 2015

I absolutely want an UA plushy.

Huros · Dec 10, 2015

PsychoFish said:
I absolutely want an UA plushy.

Everyone wants a UA Plushie!

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Jmanis said:
So what I'm hearing is a CG to ship Jaffa Cakes to Bond Hub, reward tiers are UA bobbleheads and plushies.

Reminds me, I need to find that backgroundless UA and get that on a tshirt Or, y'know, FD could make one, and I'd literally shower them in cash prizes.

Genius....