Just add Blue Curacao for Romulan Ale and have the medics on speed dial.
Well that’s my festive season sorted *right* out...
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But petrol and diesel taste worst than most booze.
Lightweight cmdr confirmed.
I had a bit of a funny turn off drinking “Diesel” during a run ashore on one of the Caribbean islands - turned out not to be the half cider/half lager with a dash of blackcurrant that I used to enjoy back in the early 90’s.
It went down easily enough but after 4 of them I entered burble mode. The nice American lady who I’d been getting along with famously up until that point apparently got a slightly pained expression on her face, turned to my mate and said, “he ain’t ever gettin’ laid talking like that!”
She was right, and I think I was walking dressage on my way back on board
It went down easily enough but after 4 of them I entered burble mode. The nice American lady who I’d been getting along with famously up until that point apparently got a slightly pained expression on her face, turned to my mate and said, “he ain’t ever gettin’ laid talking like that!”
She was right, and I think I was walking dressage on my way back on board
Love how all the non-Scottish CMDRS dont get the joke LOL....by flying with a distinct lack of coordination whilst simultaneously being hyper-aware of how cack-handed I’m being:
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Gunna drink me some commotion lotion and see what life brings
Gavin786
...you must have forgotten the Lime Juice...
It’s not called “wreck the hoose juice” for nothing
I had no idea buckfast was cafinated. Mixing caffine and alcohol is really asking for trouble. Lke really really inviting violence.
Leesti copied the original Buckfast recipe.
It is still a classic in the 34th century. Delicious, nutritious, fantastic Leestian Evil Juice. Yeah!
Must be Scottish explorers who first colonised Leesti. Its our system now!
Gavin786
Better than if I necked a whole jar of moonshine, I reckon.