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Or you might find Raxxla.
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You take that back! How dare you!

(It was never the same on a CRT console, the sound and smell of the teleprinter made all the difference.)

Next you will be suggesting that all those ASCII posters I printed were a waste of paper too!
Of course not you could, with care, display those.

The game output afterwards was about as interesting as Arnold Rimmer describing a game by talking about the dice rolls.
 
Are the directions to get there somewhere in there too? ;)
I think if you overlay this onto the map of our galaxy with the center of the maze lining up with the center of our galaxy... 🤔
Then, starting on the bottom left near the first letter, following the maze around to the other letters in order of appearance in the name in question, you might find some coordinates.
 

I think if you overlay this onto the map of our galaxy with the center of the maze lining up with the center of our galaxy... 🤔
Then, starting on the bottom left near the first letter, following the maze around to the other letters in order of appearance in the name in question, you might find some coordinates.

Yes, that might be it - but don't forget to overlay the unicorn outline from above, with just the right 3D interpolation, derived from the Canonn galactic Alcyoneum survey and mapped to a spectral waveform of the wails of a Thargoid with a hangover, to find the exact system with the wormhole-gate to Andromeda! :geek: :devilish:
 
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Yes, that might be it - but don't forget to overlay the unicorn outline from above, with just the right 3D interpolation, derived from the Canonn galactic Alcyoneum survey and mapped to a spectral waveform of the wails of a Thargoid with a hangover, to find the exact system! :geek: :devilish:
Where you just need to find the next species of Bacterium to start the second stage of the process to find out What is Raxxla?

After that you will need to find out When is Raxxla?
 
Where you just need to find the next species of Bacterium to start the second stage of the process to find out What is Raxxla?

After that you will need to find out When is Raxxla?

Sometime between the second clock on the left...

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...and pan-galactic gargle-blaster hour, as counted by a Caesium clock at the instant it is shattered by a gold brick, wrapped in a slice of lemon ofc? :)
 
Sometime between the second clock on the left...

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...and pan-galactic gargle-blaster hour, as counted by a Caesium clock at the instant it is shattered by a gold brick, wrapped in a slice of lemon ofc? :)
You'll need to measure the exact relation of chronitons and gravitons of the resulting radiation leak to fine tune your sonic scredriver to open the entrance to the pocket universe where you might find the next hint.
 
You'll need to measure the exact relation of chronitons and gravitons of the resulting radiation leak to fine tune your sonic scredriver to open the entrance to the pocket universe where you might find the next hint.

...only to discover that the answer is not in fact the answer - the answer is actually the question, which perished along with the last Thargoid Titan in Sol? ;)
 
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