Why not just close open play fdev?

[Bottom Hat]

Still trying to find a post that's actually on topic....

This may take a while.

In the meantime, keep it PG please or you risk awakening the Yaffle..

I advise checking page 1 dear sir, although some of the madness did start there too....

As an afterthought, forget the thread title, it's a misleading distraction from the real discussion - the best way to eat chips.

 

[Rubbernuke]

the best way to eat chips.

In Open play obviously, so I can nick some?

The circle is complete

 

[[PS4] Lorenzo Waringos]

risk awakening the Yaffle..

As a relatively new forum person, can someone explain this term please? Is it somehow related to the professor from Bagpuss?

 

[Bottom Hat]

In Open play obviously, so I can nick some?

The circle is complete

Hakuna matata!

(Dunno how to spell that, and neither did the animals...)

 

[Bottom Hat]

As a relatively new forum person, can someone explain this term please? Is it somehow related to the professor from Bagpuss?

It's the sensible and educated brother of The Yamiks.

 

[Rubbernuke]

As a relatively new forum person, can someone explain this term please? Is it somehow related to the professor from Bagpuss?

Yaffle is one above a TJ, but below a Phillips in severity.

 

[Robert Maynard]

It's the sensible and educated brother of The Yamiks.

Oh dear.

Oh dear, oh dear.

Now you've done it.

Shame really.

 

[[PS4] Lorenzo Waringos]

Yaffle is one above a TJ, but below a Phillips in severity.

Very helpful, thank you.

wait..

 

[Yaffle]

As a relatively new forum person, can someone explain this term please? Is it somehow related to the professor from Bagpuss?

YOU CALLED?
WHO SUMMONS THE YAFFLE?

 

[[PS4] Lorenzo Waringos]

YOU CALLED?
WHO SUMMONS THE YAFFLE?

Ah, this makes more sense. Thank you....er....your majesty.

[does a curtsy]

 

[Brrokk]

YOU CALLED?
WHO SUMMONS THE YAFFLE?

You should start with "Nyip, nyip, nyip"

 

[Bottom Hat]

Oh dear.

Oh dear, oh dear.

Now you've done it.

Shame really.

Lol! It seemed like a good opportunity, and I wasn't mean about his Yaffleness

 

[Bottom Hat]

YOU CALLED?
WHO SUMMONS THE YAFFLE?

It was him! That guy!

(I mean TJ of course)

 

[Vandaahl]

YOU CALLED?
WHO SUMMONS THE YAFFLE?

Ohh crap... where's my garlic.

 

[[PS4] Lorenzo Waringos]

Ohh crap... where's my garlic.

All over some wretch's chips if you read through this thread.

 

[Achtung-Goomba]

All over some wretch's chips if you read through this thread.

I thought we’d already eaten all that? There’s some cheese and cat food left on the floor though, if no one else wants it...

 

[Xenith]

With this new CG rewards are given out by total % of goods transported. Anyone who wants to compete well... just go play solo. Makes sense to reward the player who puts in less effort more. gg this game..

Let me guess, frustrated ganker with no easy targets to murder? How about you go and pick a fight with someone who can actually give you a run for your money? Just a thought.

 

[[PS4] Lorenzo Waringos]

I thought we’d already eaten all that? There’s some cheese and cat food left on the floor though, if no one else wants it...

Me hitting report on your post

 

[Phoenix_Dfire]

Again, this just shows how the Crime and Punishment system isn't really fit for purpose. We need a ways to ;-

1. Track notorious commanders so that bounty hunters can round up a posse and go ahuntin'. (You don't even need a monetary award, I'm sure people will do it for free).
2. If a bounty is collected on a notorious commanders, maybe a notification is sent to all their victims that this particular individual has been liquidated.

Mind you, some players just make it too easy for the Gankers. Min/Maxed trade ships are like seals to their sharks.

 

[Jmanis]

Again, this just shows how the Crime and Punishment system isn't really fit for purpose. We need a ways to ;-

1. Track notorious commanders so that bounty hunters can round up a posse and go ahuntin'. (You don't even need a monetary award, I'm sure people will do it for free).
2. If a bounty is collected on a notorious commanders, maybe a notification is sent to all their victims that this particular individual has been liquidated.

Mind you, some players just make it too easy for the Gankers. Min/Maxed trade ships are like seals to their sharks.

Paired with rewards and incentives, and some actual decent mechanics built around criminal/ antagonist play styles.

That's why FD can't penalise to harshly at the moment. Crime and punishment is really just "and punishment" at the moment.