Your favourite ship names. Let's all point and laugh.

All my ship names are generally references to stupid stuff I like.

I’ve got a bright green Challenger called “Star Bug”

A royal blue Type 7 called “Blue Midget”

A bright red Imp Eagle called “Swordfish II”

An all Burst Laser & huge MC Mamba called “Disco 3000” with the reg CLB-KD

An all MCs & Pack Hounds FDL called “Jet Jaguar”

And a Corvette called “Gotengo”

I’ve got a few other ships but their names are all still subject to change until I find something that sticks.
 
Well, my Krait-II is Xeno's Paradox, which I thought was quite clever. However - some of my other ships:
My I-Cutter has the Azure paint job and I named her Ice Queen, but after ONE pax mission with it I renamed her Dammit Turn Already.
My Beluga was originally named Emerald Windancer but after discovering how well it enters Stations, it was quickly renamed 1-ship Mailslot Block.
My Corvette, which is actually named HMCS Algonquin has recently - after loading a ton of G5 frags onto her - been re-named Male Overcompensation.
My T-9 was Continental Drift and was recently renamed Hippoposthumous.
 
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The Hipster Scourge - Because the Corvette is not actually as rare or unique as its description would imply

Corporate Raider - FAS I used to use to hack installations

Dora the Exterminator - T-10 that is meant for exploration/mining expeditions. I don’t use it much, though

HMS Windbag - FGS that I used to have ages ago. I just thought the name was funny 😊

Edit: and on my alt, when I had to name the starting Freewinder, I went with “Trapezoid”. Ship ID: A-TRAP
 
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My fun ships name is in my signature. I have others but they usually involve various plays on words for winkys and poopoo holes.


For some reason my sig has been disabled....
Now it's back.
 
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Python (mission runner) - Siphon'the
Corvette (1) (combat) - Irregular Apocalypse
Corvette (2) (Cargo) - Bl1ps Second Hand Junk
FDL (1) (combat) - The Xenophobe
FDL (2) (combat) - Rhapsody In Black
FLD (3) (combat) - N'a'shezbaernon
Chieftain (thargs) - Cyclopes Didactylus
Cutter (cargo n mining) - Biowaste Transport Ltd
DBE (Silent runner) - [[Error #404]]
Type 10 (thargs) - Alien Garbage Disposal
Krait MkII (piracy) - Innocent Bystander
Cobra MKIII (Silent runner) - UNKNOWN
Conda (cores) - Rio Tinto
Icourier (fast) - Nervous Energy
Viper (Vfast) - System Overload
Conda (combat) Tinkerbell

Fleet Carrier - Youthful Indiscretion

Then quite a few ships called TRIAD bla bla bla for different ships I use for doing different roles. As I am in a player group called TRIAD.
Then far too many ships called Storage ##.
 
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A selection from my garage, some more or less witty, some derived from pieces of music:

Fortification Cutter with Black Friday paintjob: "Stolen from Granny"

FdL for some occasional PvP: "Please don't hurt me"

Undermining Corvette: "Spirit of Mbambiva" (with kind regards to AD)

Multirole passenger Corvette: "Interstellar Overdrive"

Full frag multirole Python: "Child in Time" (Bow your head, wait for the ricochets)

Full PA battle Krait: "The End"
 
Well, since some of my names are taken from KLF songs/references some of them are amusing.

Like a combat ship called What Time is Love?
A trading type 9 called It Must be Obvious
Mining ship called Its Grim Up North
Repair/refuel ship called Doctor in the Tardis
And the strangely named Cindy and the Barbies (harkning back to song from a band Bill Drummond was in in the 1970s - Cindy and the Barbie Dolls by Big in Japan)
 
I know this sounds odd (and perhaps a little anal) but I always call my ships female names and the first letter starts with the type of ship. So, I have:

Sally Sidewinder
Elissa Explorer (AspX)
Alexis Anaconda
Carly Cutter
Collie Courier
Vicki Vulture
Clara Clipper
Freda Fer-De-lance
Chloe Cobra
Debbie Dolphin
Olivia Orca
Pria Python
Katie Krait (Krait mk2)

There was only 1 that I didn't give a girls name but found it too catchy not to choose:

Goosey Gunship
 
Most of my ships are named after bands, song titles or cool classic sci-fi ship names.

My favourite is my FdL: Groove Hammer

Named after a track and album by the commedy groove metal UK band: The Hell.

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Named my T9 after this pub in Kidderminster...
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My Krait is called ‘Solivagant’, which means ‘a solitary wanderer. A person who revels in the act of wandering alone–preferably in destinations and locations they have not previously visited.’
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I decided that this made for a near perfect ship name for Elite Dangerous.
 
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