Your favourite ship names. Let's all point and laugh.

I know about the thread listing ridiculous NPC names (Smurplorg Borpleeglek takes the cake for me). What I'm interested in is what inane/eye-rolling/tinfoil-chewing names have you given your own ships? And why?

Over time my ship names have dropped any pretense of seriousness. I have two favourites these days. First, the Vulture I'm still struggling to inflict damage with. Given that it's more irritating to opponents than actually threatening, I've named it Der Weinersmacken. Second is the speed courier I built for running like hell in open. No pretenses about what this thing's for; it's painted yellow and named Yipe! Yipe! Yipe! Yipe!
 
Only one, funniest name. Gotcha.

My 3rd corvette & current CZ ship is called "Bat". Named by a wingmate for my tendency to boost turn into NPCs (and occasionally, accidentally wingmates :D) & knock them for six.
 
Having developed a taste for Culture novels over the years, I have gone for punny or some sort of double entrendre when possible:

Bubble taxi Cobra Mk III: "XB981", the little sister to Laurelline and Valerian's XB982.

Clandestine "research" limpet extravanganza Cobra Mk IV: "Burro", as a friendly two-finger salute to all the Rocinantes out there.

AX T-10: "Old Dog". But as she never grew a large host of missile batteries, I might rename her "Late to the Party".

Res/CZ Corvette: "Precautionary Approach".

Mining, and sometimes trading, Python: "Adaptive Management".

Exploration Krait Mk II: "Mariposa", which pretty much sums up my route planning.

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Not mine .... but then there are the recent NPC names I've clocked... IvorBigun, I kid you not misuss... or presumably referencing that famous Monty Python sketch... Incontinentiabuttocks..

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx_G2a2hL6U


Sidewinder - Learning to Fly
Viper Mk3 - Pigs on the wing (ex police boat)
Cobra Mk3 - Astronomy Domine
Vulture - Dark Side of the Moon
Asp Explorer - Interstellar Overdrive
Fer-De-Lance - Welcome to the Machine
Python - Comfortably Numb
Python - Fearless
Python - Crazy Diamond (Core Miner)
Anaconda - Eclipse
Krait MK2 - One of the Few
Krait Phantom - Lucifer Sam
Mamba - The Final Cut
T-9 - Time
Imperial Clipper - Two Suns in the Sunset
Imperial Cutter - Breathe in the Air

2nd Commander:
Sidewinder - Cirrus Minor
Cobra Mk3 - The Dogs of War
Krait Phantom - Terminal Frost
Diamondback Explorer - Cirrus Minor II
Diamondback Explorer - Echoes
Python - Cluster One
T-9 - Great Gig in the Sky
Alliance Challenger - The Gunners Dream
Vulture - Paranoid Eyes
Eagle - R.I.P CMDR EVELYN (Memorial for Evelyn Faye Roy......
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Mine are named after songs - usually Rock.
I have "Mr. Blue Sky" AspX as a fueler ship, and "Magic Fly" Dolphin as explorer.
Alongside of this, non-songs-named, my Assault Ship named "Crossbow" and Krait named "Longbow" as they are my pair for both human and AX fighting.
My Mamba is named "Jambo" after the "mumbo-jumbo". Asp Scout named "Bugfix" as it supposed to do hack missions.
 
A Vulture named Doc Holiday, because it's got two guns, one for each of ya
Also, a Phantom named Commodore, because it looks like the Grandmaster's ship from Thor Ragnarok
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