20 OCT 3303 Galactic News: Analysis from the Galaxy’s Most Powerful
20 OCT 3303 Galactic News: Analysis from the Galaxy’s Most Powerful
A number of the galaxy’s most powerful figures have commented on the current galactic landscape, addressing issues such as the return of Thargoids and the recent discovery of outposts formerly occupied by the Intergalactic Naval Reserve Arm.
At a society event in the Cubeo system, Princess Aisling Duval said:
“I read the INRA records, and frankly I was sickened. How could they treat living creatures that way? I’ve heard of governments inventing threats to support their military programmes. Maybe that’s what the INRA was. A smokescreen.”
Duval was ushered away from reporters by her publicist before she could say any more.
Senator Denton Patreus, who has spent little time in the public eye since his defeat of the insurgent organisation Emperor’s Dawn, made the following statement on the ‘Galaxy Now’ programme:
“I have reviewed much of the available intelligence on the Thargoids, and it is clear that we are facing a formidable threat. Granted, we do not know the reasons for their hostility, but in my experience such details are rarely important – what’s important is knowing where and when to strike.”
“The formation of Aegis is in my view a sound strategy, and represents a sensible response to this threat. Furthermore, I know Aden Tanner well, and I wholeheartedly believe he is the right man to be guiding Aegis’s military strategy.”
Li Yong-Rui, CEO of the Sirius Corporation, also offered an appraisal of the situation:
“If there’s one thing these INRA logs make plain it’s that humanity is capable of defeating the Thargoids, especially when we work together. And remember, most of the galaxy is functioning exactly as it always has, despite the presence of these alien aggressors. So let’s maintain some perspective, shall we?”
So... space Trump is like regular Trump, a war mongering idiot. Lui is the head of the industrial military complex and of course he salivates because of all the profit he could make. And then there's space Bernadette who stated something obvious that nobody wants to focus on: we experimented on live specimen.
I bet that meeting went like this:
SpaceTrump(ST): They shot first! We need to nuke them from orbit! Lui what kind of weapons do we have?!
SpaceBernadette(SB): We experimented on live specimen, we shot first!
ST: Who's this women?!
Li: She's your princess (rolls eyes)
ST: Whats a princess? Im the Supreme Leader! I dont have a princess!
SB: We have to try to talk to them!!
Li: Senator ...currently we do not have access to the myciod virus. We sent out search teams to get a hold of this weapon.
ST: What virus? Are you sick?! Get away from me!!
SB: We cannot just kill them, they are living creatures!!
Li: Sir, we once had a weapon, a virus, we lost it, now we are searching for it. When we get a hold of it we are going to attack the Thargoids whereever and whenever possible.
ST: Good!! How many ships do you have?
Li: Sir? ... We dont have military ships, you, the Empire, have.
ST: So you expect us to attack these... Thargis? Thats a bad deal. Bad bad bad deal!
(Advisor comes to the table, whispers something in STs ear)
ST: Ok .. I get it... -- Loui. You give us the weapon, we attack them. Can we agree on that?!
SB: NO WE CANNOT ATTACK THEM FOR GODS SAKE!! WE NEED TO ESTABLISHE PEACEFULL RELAT...
(Li rolls eys)
(Publicist takes action and drags her out of the chair)
SB: GET OFF OF ME YOU ...
(Shes removed from the room)
Li: So.. Again. Sir, we are going to give you the virus and then you are going to kill those damn aliens.
ST: Good! I like that deal!
(Advisor gives ST the contract)
ST: Whats this?!
Li: The contract about our agreement?!
(Advisor whispers something in STs ear again)
ST: Good.. ok... (Takes pen, signs the contract)
(Standard goodbyes, everyone leaves the room)
Li (in the elevator, on the phone): He signed it. (Laughter from the other end)
Tomorrow: Sirius stock gains 3%.
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Anyway... my opinion grew stronger. We decide how this will unfold. We need to find that JJ Cobra.