No Jason, you are unfortunately not on the verge of uncovering another conspiracy aimed to pool the wool over your eyes. The document references three specific years: 1985, 2013, 2019. This is standard on doctoral degrees, and they don't reference future events.
These dates refer to 1)
date of birth, 2) date of obtaining the prerequisite Master's degree, 3) Date of the successful public defense of the dissertation. It was also not about psychiatry, but clinical neuropsychology, which is a completely different field. A psychiatrists prescribes medication for psychiatric illnesses such as schizophrenia. A clinical neuropsychologists performs neuropsychological evaluations to assess cognitive and functional decline following brain trauma (strokes, blunt force trauma et cetera). So anyway, no, I am not an elderly psychiatrists nor did I ever pretend I was. I am 34 years old. Which is why I am annoyed that I am not recovering quicker; the brochure promised young adonis like me would have a mild cold for a day or two.
Not that it matters much, just to clear any doubts that I am lying about any of this.
