A simple solution to pvp in open

Darth Wonko · Jan 25, 2020

Sausage wrapped in bacon.

And.. I guess we all have some sort of ransomware now?

Rat Catcher · Jan 25, 2020

Bigmaec said:
Always bacon.

Shinken.... Lots of shinken...

Good Whiskey · Jan 25, 2020

TheWonko said:
I guess we all have some sort of ransomware now?

Yes. Along with whatever the sausage wrapped in bacon gave us...

Rat Catcher · Jan 25, 2020

TheWonko said:
Sausage wrapped in bacon.

And.. I guess we all have some sort of ransomware now?

I found the following, sent by anonymous messenger:
Transfer 2,000 Void Opals to my subsidiary account before Halloween or your teddy bear gets to take a one-way trip outta the airlock...

Bigmaec · Jan 25, 2020

TheWonko said:
Sausage wrapped in bacon.

And.. I guess we all have some sort of ransomware now?

I don't, I didn't click on it. I'm not stupid

Biff Stryker · Jan 25, 2020

Well apparently from the emails I just started getting, The Nigerian Prince is also a CMDR!

o7
I'm gonna be rich!

Eliza · Jan 25, 2020

Bigmaec said:
I don't, I didn't click on it. I'm not stupid

Wise choice. Me either

Deciat and Jameson must be quite peaceful this weekend, cause all those massmurderers are trying to copy the URL.

znôrt · Jan 25, 2020

Attack Chimp said:
Bacon vs. Sausage? Go!

artichoke pwns. git gud.

Bigmaec · Jan 25, 2020

znôrt said:
artichoke pwns. git gud.

Filthy xeno lover

Darth Wonko · Jan 25, 2020

Good Whiskey said:
Yes. Along with whatever the sausage wrapped in bacon gave us...

Some sort of pork-related STD, I'd assume.

Or more ransomware.

CMDR Nathan Atterlein · Jan 25, 2020

I've programmed the censored google cells so when you see it with your eyeballs, you get all the STDs in the universe at once. Yes.

Robert Maynard · Jan 25, 2020

Attack Chimp said:
Bacon vs. Sausage? Go!

Pfffft - that's nothing: lemon vs. lime (in gin).....

znôrt · Jan 25, 2020

TheWonko said:
And.. I guess we all have some sort of ransomware now?

more like ganksomeware.

CMDR Nathan Atterlein said:
I've programmed the censored google cells so when you see it with your eyeballs, you get all the STDs in the universe at once. Yes.

woooot? so no cure for cancer? what a blunder ...

Darth Wonko · Jan 25, 2020

Robert Maynard said:
Pfffft - that's nothing: lemon vs. lime (in gin).....

Good God, man! Are you a beast? LIME!

znôrt · Jan 25, 2020

TheWonko said:
Good God, man! Are you a beast? LIME!

if you want to spoil some good gin, lemon or lime makes no difference.

Rat Catcher · Jan 25, 2020

Robert Maynard said:
Pfffft - that's nothing: lemon vs. lime (in gin).....

Uh-oh....
WAY to controversial - I'm staying out of that one...

Bigmaec · Jan 25, 2020

Ratkatcher said:
Uh-oh....
WAY to controversial - I'm staying out of that one...

Gonna fetch me an ice cold beer now. Cheers

Darth Wonko · Jan 25, 2020

znôrt said:
if you want to spoil some good gin, lemon or lime makes no difference.

Good call. I feel the same about whisky... anything added is just wrong. Unless it's a tiny splash of cold water after one has already enjoyed the first finger neat.

Robert Maynard · Jan 25, 2020

TheWonko said:
Good call. I feel the same about whisky... anything added is just wrong. Unless it's a tiny splash of cold water after one has already enjoyed the first finger neat.

Whisky - in a glass that allows the heat of the hand to gently warm the amber nectar....

znôrt · Jan 25, 2020

TheWonko said:
Good call. I feel the same about whisky... anything added is just wrong. Unless it's a tiny splash of cold water after one has already enjoyed the first finger neat.

you seem to be a connoisseur, sir. i'm humbled.
anyway, you can always safely add a good cigar and ... ok, better let's leave it at that for now.