Elite With Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris round house kicks too many things to keep track of. Just saying Elite Dangerous didn't come to kickstarter by coincidence.

Chuck Norris doesn't fuel scoop. His ship is fuelled by his shedding chest hair.

Just one of Chuck Norris's tears can fuel one jump to the centre of the galaxy. This has never happened though. Because Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
 
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The Unknown Artifact is actually Chuck Norris' fear glands

Chuck Norris' Tribbles don't multiply in fear of being roundhouse kicked to the nearest star

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a Neutron star into oblivion, a butterfly beats it wings somewhere in the Amazon
 
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