I want a dog. On the bridge.

:eek: Yeah, it'll be hilarious the first time you boost and Fido goes SPLAT! against the rear bulkhead. Takes cleaning up after your dog to a whole, new level . . . o7
 
If you can't secure vital ship systems when pets come on board, that's down to your carelessness, isn't it? :D



Laika wasn't part of my fleet - if it were, it would receive the rank of First Officer and enjoy all the responsibilities and privileges that such a position offers. [big grin]

Not possible, well maybe with high density composites but I know someone whose dog ate through a wall because it was bored!
 
Apparently there's a surplus stock of Dr Who K9s out at Hutton Orbital, so get there quick ... well, quick-ish.
 
No, dogs are stupid.

And smelly.

They think they can help, or be useful but all they do is get in the way.

The very idea of having a dog anwhere near a gunnery panel or heaven forbid - life support is utterly ridiculous.

So I say “nay”, NO DOGS ALLOWED!

P.S. I did this on my phone so please don’t doubt my sincerity. :D

My German Shepherd and i shall turn a blind eye to this comment (you are right though, Sshh) :D
 
The dogs will inevitably get nerfed to hampsters because someone will complain their dog is smaller than mine :eek:

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog...

Which is why my preferred pooch is a Dachshund - specifically bred to fight badgers in the hole and come out with a kill...
 
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