THE ONIONHEAD - PILOTS FEDERATION DECLARES EMERGENCY AX BOND REDUCTION - 04 FEB 3309
Pilots’ Federation ALERT
The Pilots Federation Bond Issuance Office has declared an emergency reduction in AX bonds, effective immediately. While this reduction is only on the order of 20%, it has drawn outrage at the unexpected change, leading to an unusual announcement from the head of the department, Armin Woodhouse.
"While the Pilots Federation has deep pockets, even our resources are not unlimited. Several years ago we assessed our finances and decided an increase to AX Bond Payouts was within our fiscal capabilities, based on the circumstances of the time. Those circumstances have changed, in a way so profound no financial institution was prepared for the aftermath. More Thargoid craft have been destroyed in the past month than in more than two years prior, and the war shows no signs of slowing; if anything, further escalation is expected!"
"Based on this data, we had no choice but to immediately reduce AX bond payouts, and while this reduction does put is in the black for the immediate future, there are no guarantees it will be the last. There may be dark days ahead."
He finished his announcement with what was almost a plea. "Please do not let this relatively minor reduction distract you from the incredibly vital war effort. The fate of mankind is at stake. Fight now; worry about being slightly less rich later."
Our own economist at the Onionhead did note that even with the reduction, current payouts are still sufficient to make Pilots Federation Members some of the richest individuals in the galaxy in a shockingly short amount of time.