Dad: Yes son?
Little Boy: Well, I was wondering... it's fun to watch an' all, but wouldn't it be better if they just picked it up instead of having to just kick it?
Dad: No son, then it wouldn't be the same game. There are other games with that rule.
Little Boy: Oh, there is? I bet they're way cooler than football! What's it called?
Dad: Well, there's one called American Football. Here, let me show you. (switches TV channel)
Little Boy: Wow! They're... they're running WITH the ball... Dad Look! That guy just grabbed the other by his legs - that must be a foul!
Dad: No son, that's how they win the ball in this game, they try to drag each other to the ground.
Little Boy: But.. but isn't that cheating? You can't do that in football? And why is it called American Football if they don't use their feet?
Dad: That is one of the great mysteries of the universe son.
Little Boy: Oh. But Dad... which game is better? And why can't footballers just pick up the ball a little bit, it would be much easier, and funner too!
Dad: That isn't how Football is played son. You can't just change the rules just because you think it'd be better. That's why we have other games, like American Football, and Rugby.
Little Boy: Rugby? What's that Dad?
Dad: ... I have no idea Son.