The tortured tentacle commando just never gets old.
It's very representative of CIG's development strategy. Move in all directions at once, but go absolutely nowhere, yet still announce that what you are presented with has never been attempted before, breaks new ground, and punches far above it's weight.
Personally I think that poor guy was trying to make the fibre reach the rack.
You forgot to add "while all the hot air is leaking out"