Time for some shower thoughts.
What if your dog brings the ball back only because it thinks you like throwing it?
If a poison is after its expiry date, is it more poisonous or less poisonous?
Which letter is silent in the word "Scent"? The S or the C?
When you're cleaning something, you're just making something else dirty.
The word "swims" upside down is still "swims"
Trying to lose at "rock, papaer, scissors" is just as hard as trying to win.
Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows.
If you rip a hole in a net, there are fewer holes in the net than there were before.