I would like to create a little SC video commercial myself.*
Would go like this (imagine some nice pics and animation in the background):
"Dear followers,
we want to present you
today a little recap of previous
opportunities together with a glimpse of what the
future might bring for
YOU!!!
In previous months you were able to purchase our light fighters
- A for
60$ ONLY
- B for
75$ ONLY
- C for
85$ ONLY
Then came the heavy fighters
- D for
90$ ONLY
- E for
95$ ONLY
- F for
105$ ONLY
We are finally happy to introduce you to the Constellation Linup with multi crew controls:
- G for
150$ ONLY
- H for
225$ ONLY
- I for
275$ ONLY
- J for
350$ ONLY
Next we will present you the different Corvette Linup with heavy multi crew controls:
- K for
450$ ONLY
- L for
625$ ONLY
- M for
775$ ONLY
- N for
850$ ONLY
And after this you will be able to purchase the very limited X-Hangar Linup:
- O for
950$ ONLY
- P for
1.125$ ONLY
- Q for
1.475$ ONLY
- R for
1.950$ ONLY
Finally we will present you with the opportunity to buy whole islands on one of your preferred planet including different sizes equipped with a multi defence system and a huge fortress:
- S for
5.550$ ONLY
- T for
6.625$ ONLY
- U for
8.975$ ONLY
- V for
10.390$ ONLY
But we will not stop here since we haven't yet presented you the best - the top of the top:
YOUR OWN LITTLE MOON !!!
(
With planetary laser class 9, highly defense systems capable, restricted areas and so on ...)
- W for
19.050$ ONLY
- X for
25.250$ ONLY
- Y for
35.175$ ONLY
- Z for
48.250$ ONLY
ONLY THEN will we present you the most anticipated piece of technology ever made:
THE GALACTIC CARRIER !!! Able to transport all your friends around the whole galaxy (
100 star systems)!!!
Of course again in different fittings:
- ALPHA for
69.000$ ONLY
- BETA for
75.000$ ONLY
- GAMMA for
86.000$ ONLY
- EPSYLON for
99.000$ ONLY
But hey, we wouldn't be your preferred DEV TEAM if we wouldn't have plenty of more stuff to offer! To shorten the list, here only a very brief outlook:
- YOUR OWN PLANET for
300.000$ ONLY
- YOUR OWN SYSTEM for
3.000.000$ ONLY
- YOUR OWN SYSTEM-CLUSTER for
30.000.000$ ONLY
- YOUR OWN BLACK HOLE for
300.000.000$ ONLY
- YOUR OWN GALAXY for
3.000.000.000$ ONLY
- YOUR OWN UNIVERSE for
300.000.000.000$ ONLY ATTENTION!! ONLY ONE AVAILABLE!!!
And if you think we are done now -
YOU ARE WRONG!! BELIEVE IT OR NOT BUT WE ARE EXPERIMENTING WITH
PARALLEL UNIVERSES!!!
YES IT IS NOW REALLY POSSIBLE:
- YOUR OWN INTERCONNECTED PARALLEL UNIVERSES PACKAGE for
4.000.000.000.000$ ONLY
(YES, play in the same league as our US Defense Department having spend nearly that amount of money for the last Iraq war!!!)
CIG - AN ENDLESS VOYAGE OF OPPORTUNITIES!!!
BE PART OF IT TODAY!!!
JOIN NOW!!!"
NOTICE:
You are out of money? No problem! We love our backers and are willing to take your cars and houses as an advance payment!
Ben Lesnick: Or you have a good wife with cooking skills? Ship her to our office!

Did i miss something? Feel free to post!
* Wouldn't this be a nice idea for a youtube video? Someone out there with skills & time?
Edit:
[snip]

Why so many people are suddenly complaining about CIG's P2W concept in the comments of Scott Manley's new SC
video:
- "Oh look, another ship that costs an absurd amount!"
- "Im scared this will become a P2W game."
- "I really do not like the way gaming is going: 'hey guys here is our unfinished game, now give us a bucket full of money so you can play it and we will give you this awesome pay to win ship'"
- "The developers of star citizen are money [snip]. they already have $40,000,000+ dollars thrown at them, yet a digital spaceship costs $350."
- "I don't understand this obsession with spending ridiculous amounts of money on a spaceship. Just wait till the reviews come out, then if they are good spend £45 and get all of it."
- "my issue with star citizens is that it's not really backing anymore: it's just a microtransactions store for a game that comes out in 2016/2017"
- "Wait? Do you really have to buy spaceships ingame for real money? Well, there goes every interest I had for this game."
- "You do know this is just a game right? I mean $350? [snip] man? I'm all up for micro transactions (in a good game) of mere 2 or 5 $ for extra stuff but this is going too far! I'm starting to worry about RSI. I think they lost it."
- "350 bucks for "not-Real" thingy !? [snip]... stop making money start doing good games again..."
- "I've never seen a game take so much money from the consumer without even giving them a game ... I will be surprised if they ever finish this!"
- "The most overhyped game of all, it has cool animations but gameplayabilty is very low , compared to low animation but high gameplay friendly elite dangerous. just deal with it. the devs failed to meet hyped expectations that devs created with super cool trailers and videos. elite dangeours delived what was promised."
- ...
Oh dear, how can i launch my new SC advertisment if so many people are already complaining about CIG's P2W concept?!
