Refactored: remade from scratch to do something else rather than refactored
Donation: purchase
Pledge. purchase
Gift: purchase
Unique: done to death in the '90s–'00s and abandoned for being boring
New: copied from a decade-old game someone just got around to playing (often leads to “unique”)
Iron-clad: as resilient as a soggy biscuit
Really cool stuff : Really dull stuff
Persistence : Save game and quit to desktop, without warning
MMO : Up to 16 players depending on how many don't crash
Promise : Maybe, doubtful, probably not
Deadline : Miss them often enough and they become irrelevant
Pipeline : Blocked up Mcdonalds milkshake straw