I bought a return train ticket the other day to the coast. Once of those fancy ones that you dont have to go a set time and can come back any day within a month. Dashed expensive so it was I tell ya and no mistake. I was well miffed when I was bared from 1st class! I said "Wait, wait, wait! So even when you`ve bought everything you still have to buy the correct ticket?" Chap in uniform (grr!) said ' No you havent bought everything. Wat you 've dun me ol' chin is not paid for access to 1st class." He had an excellent sense of humor.
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