Bake a cake with a file in it and give it to him, try and bust him out.![]()
Convict1: So why are you guys there?
Convict 2: Well, I've attacked a very crowded tourism facility. I hate tourists. What about you?
Convict 1: I steal... Things. Sensible things. You?
Cmdr Ryder7: Took a few jobs for the Federation.
(Everybody facepalm)
Convict1: Dude! How rude!
Convict2: Why would you do that?
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The other day, I was in an imperial prison, when a guard showed up. She was surprised the cell wasn't empty, and asked me to move away in the name of their Emperor, because my cell had a secret passage... Oh, wait, wait, wait, that's an other game!
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