Newcomer / Intro What are you up to?

[KnezBP]

Several interdictions, lost two. One I took some hits, but hi-waked. The other got my shields down (4C Bi-weaves) I hit the wrong controls and low-waked, immediate interdiction again, but I'd already started to wind the FSD up and managed to get lined up on my next system: interdiction fail! Good ol' Python.
Heat sinks worked a treat, you do NOT get to target lock! ✌

Sounds like you need a wingman if you're this bad at the game. Don't worry, my rate is very low.

Free for Speedcuffs.

 

[Banger_uk]

trying to do a mission for planet scan, atm looks like it going to get abandoned... has I can't find the target. ( hip 2422) the whole system scanned. check out the three capital ships, flew through one, not actually just went into a space area, and flew around inside station.

found 1 human, he must be lonely down there..

 

[Tyres O'Flaherty]

Four..
Three..
Two..
One..

ENGAGE!

Source: https://youtu.be/Ui98ve9zoLY

Er... if that wasn't a deliberate effort may I point you in the direction of the tutorials?

Just kidding

 

[KnezBP]

found 1 human, he must be lonely down there..

I bet you had your trigger finger ready to shoot him. I would have.

You don't see many so it's understandable.

 

[KnezBP]

Er... if that wasn't a deliberate effort may I point you in the direction of the tutorials?

Just kidding

You wish you could fly that good, Tyres.

 

[Tyres O'Flaherty]

You wish you could fly that good, Tyres.

When I get back to the bubble I'm going to give vid making a shot. Para Handy recommended me a capure program but I couldn't get the hang of it - I may well resurrect it

 

[Banger_uk]

that was the worst flying I ever seen m8, I fought I was bad when I started elite dangerous.compared to that video I'm an Ace pilot

 

[KnezBP]

When I get back to the bubble I'm going to give vid making a shot. Para Handy recommended me a capure program but I couldn't get the hang of it - I may well resurrect it

I just use the crappy lo-rez Windows thing. Para probably has a better recommendations though. I haven't seen him for a few weeks. I hope he didn't block me for being annoying. I kinda like him.

The Nvidia screen capture is way better but the vids take up way more space. I think my SSD is only 150Gb.

 

[aRJay]

Four..
Three..
Two..
One..

ENGAGE!

Source: https://youtu.be/Ui98ve9zoLY

I would suggest either completing scooping or turning further away from the star so it stops before charging the FSD, you are going to seriously cook your ship otherwise.

The landing was good, everybody could walk away from it.

 

[Banger_uk]

Woooooooooooow. Getting dragged in my favourite thread. I'm gonna keep an eye out for you in-game, BangersUK, you little jerkwad.

THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT, YOUR BLOCKED.EVEN IF I DONT KNOW WHAT ONE OF THOSE IS

 

[KnezBP]

Weeeeell we've definitely got to clean up that sucka.

Don't kill me, mods, please. This is gaming related and I'll be done before Tyres wakes up.

 

[KnezBP]

I would suggest either completing scooping or turning further away from the star so it stops before charging the FSD, you are going to seriously cook your ship otherwise.

The landing was good, everybody could walk away from it.

Aaw, thanks, aRJay. It got me on the ground and I suppose that's all that matters.

There's a few times I've been out exploring and thought 'Oh ****, I should scooped that star a few systems back.' I've never run out of fuel though.

 

[KnezBP]

THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT, YOUR BLOCKED.EVEN IF I DONT KNOW WHAT ONE OF THOSE IS

I'LL JUST MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT AND DESTROY YOU CRAPPY SHIP THAT WAY THEN, PHLEGMWAD. flexes bicep

 

[KnezBP]

That remote can probably be snapped open in some way but I'll just give it a good scrub for now.

 

[KnezBP]

I'm not even gonna scrub the remote. It's so filthy I need to break it apart and soak it. I just can't be bothered with that right now.

I have been defeated but I'll search for an answer on the internet.

let's see if the TV works with my Genesis and SNES first.

 

[KnezBP]

Just gonna let the plug dry for a bit before I put it in the socket.

 

[KnezBP]

My heart.

Source: https://youtu.be/UGpiL38RcqM

 

[Tyres O'Flaherty]

Ruh roh...

My crew are now on half rations. Tritium is running low, getting hard to find and without fuel, the hydroponic farm is taking too much power. We're down to one frozen block of spinach per day. If this carries on, we'll be eating Diagiuandrian Long Pig soon.

Raw.

 

[Banger_uk]

so @Tyres O'Flaherty is this a reget of jumping the gun too quickly to get out in the black. hehe. i have some Lyrae Weed for you when you get back too the bubble... haha... and Alya Body Soap complete with Gerasian Gueuze Beer

 

[KnezBP]

Apologies to Tyres for mentioning this again but, as a nerd, I can't let such a huge error slide. A friend just pointed out something I really should've noticed straight away. The Genesis is playing in squished PAL mode (at full NTSC speed). I used a different cable but the picture quality is not great. I'll figure it out.

I'll make an old timey console tech thread if I have any more problems.