Damned if they do, damned if they don't.
ED Forum Folk: "You aren't doing anything about the cheats!"
F.D: "We are doing stuff about the cheats."
ED Forum Folk: "No you aren't? You only say it's a small number of cheaters because of shareholders too! Say a number to prove you are doing something about it... The cheats have given me RSI!"
F.D: <>
ED Forum Folk: "I bet if you gave us a number, you'd have made it up! Shareholders!!! ANd the cheats made my dog sick."
F.D: "We're still doing stuff about it."
ED Forum Folk: "You are not, because I can't see you doing it."
F.D "I had a cup of coffee earlier."
ED Forum Folk: "No you didn't."
F.D "Ok, I didn't.... whatevs."
ED Forum Folk: "You didn't even have a bloody biscuit did you. Prove you didn't have one!"
F.D "I can't prove I didn't, but I have a photo of a drink and snack here look."
ED Forum Folk: "Ok. I was wrong about that."
F.D "Ha ha! It was a ruddy stock image!!!"