Gina Muad'Ganda: Welcome, race fans, to another *cue music* Buckyball Run: SRV edition! Up next is Commander Inga Stevenson in Prospector 1! I know the doctors said she's ready to drive, but she looks a little unsteady on her feet to me.
Hiro Yamada: She looks a little unsteady at the controls too. Not a good start, spinning out right from the hanger.
Gina: Quick recovery, though. Looks like she's avoiding the gorge. That bit of geography has caused her all sorts of trouble since she landed on this rock. Staying at the rim until the last minute isn't a winning strategy, but she needs to at least finish the course to place.
Hiro: Right you are, and it looks like she's already on her first tumble! Gina, start the somersault counter:
Somersault counter: 1! 2!
Gina: She managed to land on her wheels, though, so she didn't lose too much time!
Somersault counter: 3!
Gina: Landing upside down, on the other hand...
Hiro: And she's back on course once again... and clipping a boulder causes her to spin out this time. She isn't losing much momentum, though.
Gina: Probably she's sliding down the side of the slope.
Somersault counter: 4! 5! 6!
Hiro: And she's tumbling!
Somersault counter: 7!
Hiro: And spinning!
Somersault counter: 8! 9!
Gina: We now take you live to the Buckyball Race Marshal, who is observing Commander Stevenson's driving via remote VR. Sir, would you mind telling us what you're seeing?
Buckyball Race Marshal: *vomits*
Hiro: That reminds me! Today's race was brought to you by Shinrarta Pizza! It's fast, or it's free!
Gina: She's regained control again, and is approaching the alien wreckage. And she starts sliding again!
Hiro: No, THAT was a controlled slide. And a nicely done one too. She's takes her picture, and with a reverse slide, she's racing back up the hill!
Gina: She seems to be in much better control this time.
Hiro: Spoke too soon?
Gina: Spoke too soon. She's taking a bit more of a circular course back to the finish line, but the time she's losing to the greater distance, she's gaining from NOT losing control as much.
Hiro: Prospector 1 got some good air time there.
Somersault Counter: I'm bored!
Gina: There, there, counter. I'm sure she'll screw up again.
Hiro: She's halfway home now! She had a couple of minor spin outs, but no tumbles yet! And look! Noctrach-Ihazevich Research Facility is welcoming her back with fire works!
Gina: I think the Buckyball Race Marshals are firing at something, Hiro.
Hiro: That they are.
Somersault Counter: 10!
Gina: I figured she was about due by now. She's entered the base, and is heading back to the garage! She's doing another sliding turn... no, she's just spinning out again... a quick recovery, and she's late on the brakes. The maintenance staff is going to have to clean that mess up.
Hiro: Her official time is?
Buckyball Race Marshal: 21 minutes, 53 seconds.
Gina: This has been another Buckyball Run: SRV Edition!
Hiro: Thank you for watching everyone! Good night!