Elite themed cracker jokes

Did you hear the joke about a MMO that was unplayable every weekend?
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I wouldn't have open a thread like this! It's pretty dangerous ;-)

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Q: What do you call resting near a planet and having sex with Penelope?
A: Orbital Cruz

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No, you don't want me making jokes about orbital glide ... :cool:

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Q: Why is there a gap between T7 and T9
A: Numbering would be too T8

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Oh my god, never do this again, guys ....
 
What do you call a bunch of chess playing pilots, bragging about their rank in an orbis station?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Which famous combat logger was terrified at Christmas?

Noël Coward!

Why did Santa name his Anacondas; Rudolph and Blitzen?
Because they were two deer!

How does a pilot survive ejecting on Christmas Eve?
He keeps credits for rebuy, and elf care.
 
I found this L , does it belong to you?

It's a consequence of loosening off all the letters like that. My 'l' must have fallen off my post. That 'L' you found on the floor of the forums isn't mine. It was a lower case letter that I lost.

Thanks for pointing out the fact it was missing though. I pressed out another 'l' from my keyboard and squeezed it back into place. I doubt anyone will now ever realise it was once missing.
 
Stan of "Stan's Spaceship Paintjobs" was horrified by the sight which confronted him when he entered his workshop. The customer who entered with him fainted. He took the apprentice to one side and explained "When we're talking about a new skin in here we are talking about a skin of paint."
 
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A Federal, an Imperial and an Alliance officer walk into a bar and all kinds of hilarity ensues.
 
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Q: What did David B say when he got an question about the difference between Elite dangerous, No man sky and Star Citizen?
A: We are out,,,,


( true story ) :D
 
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