What did the Federal Serucity Service say to the Cobra MKIV?
Thrust no one.
Thrust no one.
Elite themed cracker jokes
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He just drops into a random source signal and he'll find you there.
In my country a Cracker joke is a derogatory joke against white people.
In an unprecedented sharing of resources, all of the various intelligence agencies have finally found out Father Christmas' wifes' name.
It is Mary.
It is Mary.
I wouldn't have open a thread like this! It's pretty dangerous ;-)
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Q: What do you call resting near a planet and having sex with Penelope?
A: Orbital Cruz
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No, you don't want me making jokes about orbital glide ...
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Q: Why is there a gap between T7 and T9
A: Numbering would be too T8
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Oh my god, never do this again, guys ....
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Q: What do you call resting near a planet and having sex with Penelope?
A: Orbital Cruz
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No, you don't want me making jokes about orbital glide ...
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Q: Why is there a gap between T7 and T9
A: Numbering would be too T8
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Oh my god, never do this again, guys ....
What programming language do Medium Security installations use? C++
Tenuous: Why did Elite: Dangerous always win? She kept Horizon the prize...
Tenuous: Why did Elite: Dangerous always win? She kept Horizon the prize...
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What do you call a bunch of chess playing pilots, bragging about their rank in an orbis station?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Which famous combat logger was terrified at Christmas?
Noël Coward!
Why did Santa name his Anacondas; Rudolph and Blitzen?
Because they were two deer!
How does a pilot survive ejecting on Christmas Eve?
He keeps credits for rebuy, and elf care.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Which famous combat logger was terrified at Christmas?
Noël Coward!
Why did Santa name his Anacondas; Rudolph and Blitzen?
Because they were two deer!
How does a pilot survive ejecting on Christmas Eve?
He keeps credits for rebuy, and elf care.
It's a consequence of loosening off all the letters like that. My 'l' must have fallen off my post. That 'L' you found on the floor of the forums isn't mine. It was a lower case letter that I lost.
Thanks for pointing out the fact it was missing though. I pressed out another 'l' from my keyboard and squeezed it back into place. I doubt anyone will now ever realise it was once missing.
Stan of "Stan's Spaceship Paintjobs" was horrified by the sight which confronted him when he entered his workshop. The customer who entered with him fainted. He took the apprentice to one side and explained "When we're talking about a new skin in here we are talking about a skin of paint."
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whats the last thing you do when you know your going to crash ?
bend over and Kiss your Asp goodby
bend over and Kiss your Asp goodby
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why did the CMDR sell his python ?
because he'd had a Nerf of that ship
because he'd had a Nerf of that ship
ElitehorizonisboringbecausethereisnoSpacebar